Preventative Maintenance Quotes

#1. You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.

Ellen DeGeneres

#2. When I am home alone I like to scatter my tackle across the floor and play with it. I may pretend I am working on it, performing preventative maintenance, but really it is playing.

Howell Raines

#3. Quickly enough we feel and reckon up what we bear at the hands of others, but we reflect not how much others are bearing from us.

Thomas A Kempis

#4. I've run out of options. Stay with the lying psycho or work for the other lying psycho.

H.M. Ward

#5. The idea to make hotel reviews the form of the novel came first.So I just started writing hotel reviews and tried to come up with a consistent voice.

Rick Moody

#6. A mother's love - how sweet the name! What is a mother's love? - A noble, pure and tender flame, Enkindled from above, To bless a heart of earthly mould; The warmest love that can grow cold; This is a mother's love.

James Montgomery

#7. The Pope is a man. The Pope needs the input of women, too. And the Pope, too, has a heart that can have a healthy, holy friendship with a woman.

Pope Francis

#8. I guess you don't know what kind of guy you are until you start acting like one.

Brock Clarke

#9. Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?'

David Letterman

#10. Any time somebody is into your band that's a good thing. And if they're in a really cool, really popular band, that's a better thing.

James Hetfield

#11. You shall use all your senses to monitor very carefully all that goes on about you, inside and outside.

Sandy Woodward