Top 29 Porta Quotes
#1. I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?
David Letterman
#2. Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.
Bob Saget
#3. There's a phrase over the door; she called to him. "Haec est porta coeli." ... "Here is the gate to heaven.
Nancy Horan
#4. Seeing America by bus is like touring the Louvre in a Porta Potti.
Victor LaValle
#5. On a scale of one to ten, I'd say you rate a one. If the Porta-Potties are ten.
Carolyn Crane
#6. Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone!
Rick Riordan
#7. A preposition is a word You mustn't end a sentence with!
Berton Braley
#8. I told you what I want. You under me, on top of me, against the wall, on this table, against the sofa. Maybe even on the bed. Should I continue?
Monica La Porta
#9. To make Michael Myers frightening, I had him walk like a man, not a monster.
John Carpenter
#10. There's nothing like love or incumbent death to make you realize how many things you still want to do.
Monica La Porta
#11. I am very disciplined with my skin - I tone and I moisturize my skin twice a day. I also exfoliate, and I try to get a facial, like, once every two months.
Grace Gealey
#12. Maybe he's an exotic dancer. He must be used to walking around with that monstrosity dangling like that. Stop looking at it.
Monica La Porta
#13. Religion kept some of my relatives alive, because it was all they had. If they hadn't had some hope of heaven, some companionship in Jesus, they probably would have committed suicide, their lives were so hellish.
Octavia Butler
#14. All great sages are as despotic as generals, and as ungracious and indelicate as generals, because they are confident of their impunity.
Anton Chekhov
#16. time, I might have started a family with someone, but I never would have found real love.
Monica La Porta
#17. Remember, sometimes it feels like the end of the world, but it's not,
Monica La Porta
#18. Is a newspaper prints a sex crime, it's smut, but when The New York Times prints it, it's a sociological study.
[Adolph S. Ochs - Publisher New York Times]
Adolph S. Ochs
#19. He's harmless. Well, he could do some serious harm with that thing between his legs. For the love of all that's holy, what am I thinking? Gods, it's big -
Monica La Porta
#20. I am assuming my father learned at an early age that there is nothing more dangerous than showing your true self. I think a lot of us learn that, and it actually may be true.
Bruce Eric Kaplan
#21. Before prayer, endeavor to realize whose Presence you are approaching, and to whom you are about to speak. We can never fully understand how we ought to behave towards God, before whom the angels tremble.
Teresa Of Avila
#22. The discipline of personal mastery ... starts with clarifying the things that really matter to us (and) living our lives in the service of our highest aspirations.
Peter Senge
#25. Having been issued the false prospectus of happiness through unlimited sex, modern man concludes, when he is not happy with his life, that his sex has not been unlimited enough. If welfare does not eliminate squalor, we need more welfare; if sex does not bring happiness, we need more sex.
Anthony Daniels
#26. I'm sure I'd remember if we'd met. It doesn't happen every day to witness perfection on Earth.
Monica La Porta
#27. None of it was ever easy, but that wasn't the point. I had never asked writing to be easy; I had only asked writing to be interesting. And it was always interesting to me.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#28. I think acting is magic. If I tell you all about myself it will spoil it
Patrick Troughton
#29. What subsists to-day by violence continues to-morrow by acquiescence and is perpetuated by tradition; till at last the hoary abuse shakes the gray hairs of antiquity at us, and gives it-self out as the wisdom of ages.
Edward Everett
