Pooter Quotes

#1. I was sure the Egyptian title said the Divine Pooter. But that made no sense, unless Khnum had magic powers I didn't want to know about.

Rick Riordan

#2. Some people seem quite destitute a sense of humour.

George Grossmith

#3. I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook.

George Grossmith

#4. It's funny: I kinda still float under the radar. I'm not tall like a New York Knick; I'm not a heavy, strong New York Giant or New York Jet. I blend in pretty well. A lot of people don't recognize me too many places. More men recognize me than women.

Curtis Granderson

#5. The people always come first, right after family. Love is more important than power, and leaders serve others.

Milly Taiden

#6. What's the good of a home, if you are never in it?

George Grossmith

#7. Genius is simply childhood, rediscovered by an act of will.

Charles Baudelaire

#8. I missed him, of course, but sometimes close friendships have a tidal beat that pulls you towards different shores though the ocean that connects you remains.

Russell Brand

#9. Sometimes I'm really dressed up, and it really turns me on.

Isaac Mizrahi

#10. I have terrible periods of lack of confidence. I just don't believe I can do it and no evidence to the contrary will sway me from that view.

Douglas Adams

#11. When the Second World War broke out, I felt that everyone must do his share, and I began composing songs and marches for the front. But soon events assumed such gigantic and far-reaching scope as to demand larger canvasses.

Sergei Prokofiev

#12. Charlie dear, it is I who have to be proud of you. And I am very, very proud of you. You have called me pretty; and as long as I am pretty in your eyes, I am happy. You, dear old Charlie, are not handsome, but you are good, which is far more noble.

George Grossmith

#13. We're a rough people, born of oak, as they say, here in the western land; tempers run high, weapons are always at hand.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#14. When there is no vision, people perish.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#15. I don't care WHAT the say about me, as long as it's not the truth

Katharine Hepburn

#16. The signs of older times could still be seen on the facades of sealed buildings: Gap, Starbucks, Abercrombie & Fitch - merchants that had sold things people didn't necessarily need but always wanted.

Cameron Stracher

#17. The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

W.C. Fields

#18. But thinking of Quinn and his future child was like gasoline to the flame of his fury.

Alyssa Day

#19. The Internet is a great information tool, and can be a place where kids learn, but we must remember that when kids are online, they are in public.

Mark Kennedy