Police Wife Sayings

#1. It's bitten her!' he cried. 'It's Bitten her! It's bitten her! Calm down! Get moving! Call an ambulance! Call the police! Call a scientist! Call my wife! This is terrible! This is awful! This is ghastly! This is phantasmagorical! This is-

Lemony Snicket

#2. I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.

Matthew Gray Gubler

#3. that Victoria's wife has said that she will phone the police if Victoria ever so much as even mentions this topic again.

Jennifer Finney Boylan

#4. They tied them up and forced them to watch as each was ultimately stabbed repeatedly or shot, the last victim, according to the police, being Cici Riorden, Paul's new, young wife, and left cryptic symbols carved into their victims' bodies.

Andrew Gross

#5. When you've fallen from the sky, been abandoned by your friend, suffered police brutality, metamorphosed into a goat, lost your work as well as your wife, learned the power of hatred and regained human shape, what is there left to do but, as you would no doubt phrase it, demand your rights?

Salman Rushdie

#6. Actors need bricks to play with, and in fact we rejected all the improvised fragments we had made without a plan. Improvisation without a plan is like tennis without tennis balls.

Lars Von Trier

#7. And somewhere
out there,
in the river of
addicts,
alcoholics,
wife beaters,
doormats,
overeducated legalized thieves,
fascist police,
and bitter rivalries
someone told me
it's a good city,
and I don't know
what's more frightening

Phil Volatile

#8. Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when the police tell her?

Jarod Kintz

#9. The love of God is the first love.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#10. What difference does it make after all?
anonymity in the world of men is better than fame in heaven, for what's heaven? what's earth? All in the mind.

Jack Kerouac

#11. I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase

#12. To acknowledge our faults when we are blamed, is modesty; to discover them to one's friends in ingenuousness, is confidence; but to preach them to all the world, if one does not take care, is pride.

Confucius

#13. Good luck tended to avoid me. Charlie left first, off to the police station that was his wife and family.

Stephenie Meyer

#14. F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'

Bill Maher

#15. He took a breath. "My future wife's in the police...

"Wait, wait, wait. How long have you been going out with this woman?"

Luca cleared his throat again, this time with deserved sheepishness. "We met yesterday.

Billy London

#16. People think of me as a nice person because, I think, I have grown into a nice person.

John Darnielle

#17. The majority of information I gave police was about my wife and her family, which is what they wanted.

Robert Blake

#18. Every thought is a potential reality.

Debasish Mridha

#19. Clock time is our bank manager, tax collector, police inspector; this inner time is our wife.

Audrey Niffenegger

#20. Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.

Fred Allen

#21. To look into the eyes of a cannibal. I turn away at the thought.

Carol Birch

#22. He thought of his wife, of his son, of his youth. He thought of life. He thought of death and then he thought of life again.

Teodor Flonta