Pleated Shorts Quotes

#1. Yeah, it's real easy to look in the mirror and be proud when you're wearing pleated shorts. And you know what's really pathetic? I don't even have any dividends to get tax-decreased. When'll they cut taxes on not-having-health-insurancends?

David Rees

#2. Our children can achieve great things when we set high expectations for them.

Jeb Bush

#3. I think our Savior wants us to be happy on this earth. That's why we're here is to have joy.

Shay Carl

#4. I'm glad I was never an heiress.

Antonia Fraser

#5. You're his normality. You're a part of him, and he is a part of you. That's what makes this frightening, but that's what makes it right.

Becky Wicks

#6. My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I would get approval, and it made my arms itch with glee. I got addicted to it. It became this source of power in a totally powerless life.

Roseanne Barr

#7. [Writing scripts] I'm not looking to jump in and make super mainstream movies. I still like to make movies that I like to see.

Rob Zombie

#8. Didn't I promise I'd always look after you and keep you from harm?

Alyson Noel

#9. Because Shakespeare's language is so expansive, we're under this misconception that it's difficult. But I discovered that it's easy because it's so brilliantly written. The words are perfect, and the language is intelligent and very emotional.

Jessica Lange

#10. Every couple years when Mr. [Hugh] Hefner would call, I would very graciously decline, because my mom would kill me, and I thought it was more mysterious keeping my clothes on.

Cindy Margolis

#11. Disordered house, disordered mind, disordered life,

Kristen Ashley

#12. Better to find out certain things by living them, not by reading them in a book.

Susanna Kearsley

#13. I love the freedom of writing and then I love the realization of directing. I can't favor one or the other. I enjoy both parts of the process.

Dee Rees

#14. Stiff shoulders humped over the writing-table, and the ache of a heart slow to move. A tortoise heart.

J.M. Coetzee

#15. I would love to work with Sir Anthony Hopkins. How and why that would happen in a comedy I'm not sure - why he would be dragged over to my side, or I'd be be dragged over to his side.

Eugene Levy

#16. In order to learn how to keep, you must lose first.

Auliq Ice