Pit Bull Quotes

#1. He's a pit bull," Adam said.
"I know some really nice pit bulls."
"He's the kind of pit that makes the evening news. Gansey's trying to restrain him."
"How noble.

Maggie Stiefvater

#2. She's generous as an oil baron and loyal as a pit bull.

Gayle Forman

#3. Bestigui, who was five feet six inches at the most, had pushed his way out from behind his desk now; as unafraid of the enormous Strike as a pit bull whose yard has been invaded by a Rottweiler.

Robert Galbraith

#4. You never hear about a pit bull doing anything good in the media. And they have a stigma to them ... and, in many ways, pit bulls are like young African-American males. Whenever you see us in the news, it's for getting shot and killed or shooting and killing somebody - for being a stereotype.

Ryan Coogler

#5. Shane Douglas defeated Pit Bull Two in a match so dull, it was soul-destroying.

Findlay Martin

#6. A black pit bull barreled against the fence, jaws dripping with saliva, viciously barking like Old Yeller after the hydrophobia kicked in.

Chris Fabry

#7. I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

Sarah Palin

#8. The Seeker's host body was named Lacey; a dainty, soft, feminine name. Lacey. As inappropriate as the size, in my opinion. Like naming a pit bull Fluffy.

Stephenie Meyer

#9. I smell blood. I'm like a pit bull. Once I taste blood I'm on you .. and I'm about to taste blood.

Torii Hunter

#10. My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

Craig Shoemaker

#11. When dancing with a pit bull, it's always best to let him lead.

Michael Barnett

#12. I decide to give them names. The pit bull is Ed. The terrier is Emily. I like giving human names to dogs. It's more respectable that way. It tells them they're one of us and reminds us of the same.

Karina Halle

#13. We only have one dog now. Calamity Jane had to be put down. She was very old, and her medicine no longer controlled her seizures. Dilly is five now, I think. He's a neutered American Pit Bull Terrier, very gentle, about the color of buckskin.

Gene Wolfe

#14. The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

Bill Maher

#15. I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

Joe Mande

#16. A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.

Stanley Coren

#17. He wasn't a tiny meowing kitten by any means, but he wasn't the pit bull I'd become used to, either.

Kandi Steiner

#18. Dex isn't a big guy by any means. He's on the short side and toned but still thin. But he has unpredictable pit-bull tactics and one hell of a lippy attitude with strangers. For heaven's sake, never give that man a shovel.

Karina Halle

#19. She had as much personality as a pit bull and the pit bull was probably friendlier

Maya Banks

#20. I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.

Norm MacDonald

#21. Of all the possible partners, I get a pit bull puppy.

Lauren Layne

#22. If you take a pit bull approach with another pit bull, you generally end up with a messy scene and lots of bruised feelings and resentment. Luckily, there's another way without all the mess. It's just four simple steps: 1.

Chris Voss

#23. When you are a pit bull, and you love what you do and you are going to continue to grow, that talent will find its way out.

Patrick Swayze

#24. I have never seen anyone bothering to play at putting heavy women's markup on a pit-bull, now, looking at this specimen of womanhood, I could surely understand why.

Gary Edward Gedall

#25. Smiled like a homecoming queen, Pit Bull Terrier with a new collar, actress on the Letterman show.

Dennis Vickers

#26. I have a pit bull. He's a rescue. He's adorable.

Ira Glass

#27. The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife

Yahtzee Croshaw

#28. You've got a pit bull on one side of you and a rottweiler on the other, first thing you do is drop your steak. Miller

James S.A. Corey

#29. A pit bull is like a fighter. Every so often it needs to taste blood.

Barry McGuigan

#30. The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

Scott Wood

#31. No, I was just thinking how much I like hearing you talk about numbers. It's soothing. Dove was tempted to lean her head back in a friendly way and clamp on his cock like a toothless, sucking pit bull.

Debra Anastasia

#32. Retail therapy - usually one of my first resorts - wasn't working; I felt like a cat that smelled pit bull.

M.L.N. Hanover

#33. Hanging out with Sam or any two-year-old is basically one big suicide watch. Their mission is to find one new way after another of offing themselves - piss in an electric socket, lick a pit bull's nose, chase an ice cream truck into traffic - and your job as a parent is to step in before it happens.

Michael J. Fox

#34. What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."

Robert Schimmel

#35. My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the '70s they blamed Dobermans, in the '80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the '90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.

Cesar Millan

#36. We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody.

Evan Wright