Pissing Contest Quotes

#1. There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

Tammy Blackwell

#2. Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you.

Anne Bishop

#3. It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. Men will be boys.

Faith Hunter

#4. If you're going to have a pissing contest, can you at least do it on the roof?

Sarah J. Maas

#5. Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words.

Samantha Towle

#6. The other man stood his ground, with an arrogant, insolent stance. Although it was hard to believe, clearly the idiot didn't have a clue either who he had ogled, or who he had engaged in a pissing contest. Had he been living under a rock?

Thea Harrison

#7. It was a lot easier to talk to her with my eyes closed, too. Not so much of a pissing contest.

Maggie Stiefvater

#8. I think the correct term for this was 'pissing contest', and though I was flattered, I didn't have time for it.

Kim Harrington

#9. This is one fucking morbid pissing contest. Can't you just compare dick sizes?

Kit Rocha

#10. I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy].

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#11. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It was a pure damn wonder women didn't take over the world while men were busy trying to prove who had the biggest dick.

Tami Hoag

#12. Now that we have the pissing contest out of the way, we need information. [Rayna]

M.R. Merrick

#13. My favorite book is 'A Short History of Nearly Everything' by Bill Bryson.

Steve Aoki

#14. By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series.

Steve Rushin

#15. I am progressing very slowly, for nature reveals herself to me in very complex forms; and the progress needed is incessant.

Paul Cezanne

#16. The two princes stared at each other, one gold and one silver, one her twin and one her soul-bonded. There was nothing friendly in the stares, nothing human - two Fae males locked in some unspoken dominance battle.

Sarah J. Maas

#17. I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

Brian MacLearn

#18. Winter. It made things visible.

Ali Smith

#19. The director of The Sopranos told me that, if I wouldn't gain weight, I would lose my job. I didn't look like the girl who ate pasta all day. This was an extra stimulation to fight my eating problems.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler

#20. Plus he'd been raised on a farm, or near a farm anyways, and anybody raised on a farm knew you had to do what you had to do in terms of sick animals or extra animals - the pup being not sick, just extra.

George Saunders

#21. One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.

J.H

#22. Your life will be what you create it as, and no one will stand in judgment of it, now or ever.

Rhonda Byrne

#23. If a door is shut, attempts should be made to open it; if it is ajar, it should be pushed until it is wide open. In neither case should the door be blown up at the expense of those inside.

Julius Nyerere

#24. It is not enough for a man to dwell in the Land of Israel, he must also pray to be free.

Shmuel Yosef Agnon

#25. Finn."
"Victor."
"Awkward." I looked at both their faces but neither seemed to really notice I was there. The second pissing for distance contest began.
You were going to ask him!

Michelle Flick