Pipe Smoke Quotes

#1. I smoke a pipe abroad, because
To all cigars I much prefer it,
And as I scorn you social laws,
My choice has nothing to deter it.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#2. I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. Mr. Payton was at work on his pipe again, lighting and coaxing it. "They need constant attention, pipes, like babies and guinea hens," he said, and sucked in the smoke.

Elizabeth Enright

#4. If you felt like a smoke and couldn't find a pipe, a book was your man every time. Cohen realized people wrote things in books. It had always seemed to him to be a frivolous waste of paper.

Terry Pratchett

#5. What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs, not among torn iron-grey locks like mine. I'll smoke no more.

Herman Melville

#6. I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.

Francis Jammes

#7. It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit.

Charlie Hunnam

#8. Smoke the pipe of peace, bury the tomahawk, and become one nation.

Zebulon Pike

#9. Not everyone should smoke a pipe, but everyone should be encouraged to appreciate a pipe-smoker.

Uri Brito

#10. Brothers, we must be united; we must smoke the same pipe; we must fight each other's battles; and more than all, we must love the Great Spirit.

Tecumseh

#11. put in yo'r pipe, and smoke it,

Elizabeth Gaskell

#12. In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.

Tatanka

#13. A glass is good, and a lass is good, And a pipe to smoke in cold weather; The world is good, and the people are good, And we 're all good fellows together.

John O'Keefe

#14. My grandparents were far more English in their manners than they were Chinese. For example, we spoke English at home, had afternoon tea every day, and my grandfather, who attended university in Scotland, would smoke his pipe after dinner.

Kevin Kwan

#15. I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe. When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did white lines, I only write lines, and I ain't sniffin' nothing but the vapors from hype rhymes.

Kool Moe Dee

#16. HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!

Helen Fielding

#17. He sucked his pipe. Blew out the smoke. The clock ticked, lengthening the seconds between them.

Stephen Lloyd Jones

#18. OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?

David Hockney

#19. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Ian Fleming

#20. Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your lips or smoke the pipe or whatever it is and face what's in there.

Dennis McKenna

#21. Yet he would smoke his pipe at the Battery with a far more sagacious air then anywhere else - even with a learned air - as if he considered himself to be advancing immensely. Dear fellow, I hope he did.

Charles Dickens

#22. Where may one breathe?" demands one Continental Macaroni, in a yellow waistcoat, " - in New-York, Taverns have rooms where Smoke is prohibited." "Tho' clearly," replies the itinerant Stove-Salesman Mr. Whitpot, drawing vigorously at his Pipe, "what's needed is a No-Idiots Area.

Thomas Pynchon

#23. I've always slightly preferred Spade to Marlowe, probably just because I thought Hammett was cooler than Chandler. He was leftwing, his name shortened to Dash rather than Ray, and he didn't smoke a pipe or like cats.

Mark Billingham

#24. To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace

Vincent Van Gogh

#25. On land, on sea, at home abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God.

Johann Sebastian Bach

#26. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow!

Raine Miller

#27. Racists are not the pipe-smoking type, I thought to myself.

John Howard Griffin

#28. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.

Honore Daumier

#29. Put this in your 'pastoral' pipe and smoke it!!!"

~R. Alan Woods [2012]

R. Alan Woods

#30. Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.

R. Alan Woods

#31. The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.

George Sand

#32. So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#33. I'm not a stereotypical professor type. I don't smoke a pipe and wear a tweedy jacket. I'm more like a student who stayed at the university for so long that they gave him a job to keep him out of trouble.

Patrick Rothfuss

#34. A studio is a good place to smoke your pipe.

Joaquin Sorolla

#35. Of its usage. The Creator loves the smell of sweetgrass. If you smoke the pipe and pray and then put sweetgrass on the fire, he will listen to you.

Kent Nerburn