Pinza Kelly Quotes

#1. The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.

George Carlin

#2. Hail to thee, Alabama, thou verdant trollop!

Joshilyn Jackson

#3. Now Coraline," said Miss Spink, "what's your name?"
"Coraline," said Coraline.
"And we don't know each other, do we?"
Coraline looked at the thin young woman with black button eyes and shook her head slowly.

Neil Gaiman

#4. Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Margaret Benson

#5. How did you get all this?" "Stole it," said the one-time prime minister of Karhide,

Ursula K. Le Guin

#6. [H]e lay awake, dreading the dawn when he would have to say good-bye to the small universe he had built for himself over the years.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#7. ...for the human mind in that grassy corner had not the proverbial tendency to admire the unknown, holding rather that it was likely to be against the poor man, and that suspicion was the only wise attitude with regard to it.

George Eliot

#8. You sometimes use the excuse, 'I'm a writer, dammit, I can do anything I want,' but that doesn't work.

Sam Shepard

#9. If it's making a galloping noise, it's probably a horse, not a zebra.

Kelly Williams Brown