Pinette Quotes

#1. Middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.

Michael Scott

#2. President Obama inherited a one trillion dollar deficit courtesy of George Bush and turned it into a three trillion dollar deficit courtesy of Karl Marx!

Michael Savage

#3. All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.

Jimmy Carr

#4. If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.

John Pinette

#5. Too much sanity may be madness - and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!

Dale Wasserman

#6. Some places in the world, such as Ramsar, Iran, have a tenfold higher background radiation,

John Brockman

#7. Can I possibly be a good writer if I'm not healed form the story I'm telling? Will I be able to go deep enough if people find out the truth?

Lori Lesko

#8. I will tell you one thing. They will never drag me out like a little old widow like they did Mrs. Wilson when President Wilson died. I will never be used that way.

Jackie Kennedy

#9. I don't do ups, ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law

John Pinette

#10. In history, the evidence is overwhelming: Stock market bottoms happen, and then stocks jolt upwards while the economy keeps getting worse - sometimes by a lot and for a long time.

Kenneth Fisher

#11. You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.

Dorothy Dix

#12. Everyone is always surprised by how old I am. They think I'm older, but it's always been that way. I'm the youngest of four - maybe you grow up quicker because you just watch the big people.

Elizabeth Olsen

#13. Burton did not believe in miracles . Nothing happened that could not be explained by physical principles if you knew all the facts .

Philip Jose Farmer

#14. I don't even want to know someone who isn't barely hanging on by a thread.

Amy Schumer

#15. My cholesterol count has a comma.

John Pinette

#16. Om is the signature sound of this Universe. It is the soundless sound of existence.

Banani Ray