Pig Pen Sayings

#1. The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.

Bob Dylan

#2. So help her, if Pig-Pen was a blond . . .

Kresley Cole

#3. Give me a fight with a simple demon or devil any day, over the whims of a pissed off Fae Queen.

Yasmine Galenorn

#4. If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

Bob Odenkirk

#5. A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work.

Geoffrey Norman

#6. Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.

Mae West

#7. Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

Stephen Colbert

#8. There is no cultivation of patience when your pattern is to just try to seek harmony and smooth everything out. Patience implies willingness to be alive rather than trying to seek harmony.

Pema Chodron

#9. When you know you are ignorant in a subject, start educating yourself by finding an expert in the field or a book on the subject.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#10. I've been very lucky and I have a happy old age with good family and friends still around.

Maeve Binchy

#11. I had no idea that things would change so rapidly, so drastically.

Bern Will Brown

#12. Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

Mark Twain

#13. There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory,

Clint Eastwood

#14. If I am doing the best I can and people don't approve, what they think will have to be between them and God. I

Joyce Meyer

#15. Go into the largest livestock operation, search out the darkest and tiniest stall or pen, single out the filthiest, most forlorn little lamb or pig or calf, and that is one of God's creatures you're looking at, morally indistinguishable from your beloved Fluffy or Frisky.

Matthew Scully