Petting Zoo Quotes

#1. This mission was about as stealthy as Godzilla at a petting zoo.

Michelle Muto

#2. When I was six years old, my parents took me to this farmers' market with a petting zoo. They put me on a pony and, for some reason, it took off at a run and they had to chase it down. They tell me it was kind of traumatic.

David Schwimmer

#3. A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

Gary Busey

#4. The satyr gave me a sympathetic glance. She was shorter than me by a foot, with large hazel eyes that matched her curly hair. I tried to keep my eyes away from her furry lower half, but it was difficult, especially when she smelled faintly like a petting zoo.

Julie Kagawa

#5. Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.
(petting zoo sign)

Katie MacAlister

#6. Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back.

Andy Biersack

#7. Then she rooted around until she found the bathroom medicine cabinet. It used to contain a bottle of aspirin. Now it contained her scream from the time she was bitten by a llama at a roadside petting zoo in Manitoba.

Ian Tregillis

#8. I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction ... And the only customer.

Craig Ferguson

#9. Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers.
(Il ne faut pas toucher aux idoles: la dorure en reste aux mains.)

Gustave Flaubert

#10. Every ceiling reached becomes a floor.

Aldous Huxley

#11. One of the worst cases is that of ASSATA SHAKUR, who spent over twenty months in solitary confinement in two separate men's prisons subject to conditions totally unbefitting any prisoner.

Assata Shakur

#12. Years are like candy bars ... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

Charles M. Schulz

#13. Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I understand.

John Gay