Top 33 Pete Hautman Quotes
#1. Wherever we go in the next life, we'll be together," I say.
"Let's not go to hell then, that's where Leah will be.
Tarryn Fisher
#2. Dear Miz Fitz,
My boyfriend is superhot so a lot of girls think up reasons to talk to him. It drives me ...
... Out of my Mind
Miz Fitz sez:
Maybe he is too hot for you. Send me his photo, name, and phone number. I will check him out and get back to you.
Pete Hautman
#3. Dan is my ordinary friend. Everybody should have at least one ordinary friend and Dan is as ordinary as they come. He is so ordinary that most people have to meet him six or seven times before they remember his name.
Pete Hautman
#4. Guys have four personalities: the one they use with their parents, the one they use around other adults, the one they use for talking to girls, and the one they use for hanging with their friends. Leakage between the various personality types can cause serious problems.
Pete Hautman
#5. You're supposed to be a control freak when you're an artist. That's the whole point of having a vision: Why have one if you're not going to protect it?
Jason Robert Brown
#6. Only the candles and the soap were of German origin. They had a ghostly, opalescent similarity. The British had no way of knowing it, but the candles and the soap were made from the fat of rendered Jews and Gypsies and fairies and communists, and other enemies of the State. So it goes.
Kurt Vonnegut
#7. We were defined by what we did. What we had to do.
I think this is why guys like football, and why they join the army, because as long as you are playing the game or following orders you do not have to figure out who you really are.
Pete Hautman
#8. Yes, books are dangerous. They should be dangerous - they contain ideas.
Pete Hautman
#9. Later it might see moronic, but at that time it all made perfect sense.
Pete Hautman
#10. I didn't know what to say, but one thing was for sure: The Bank of Ted was closed.
Pete Hautman
#12. He's kinda shy. Maybe I should ask him out."
"I think it's more traditional for you to trick him into asking you out. That way he feels more manly.
Pete Hautman
#13. So I sit and endure the stares and the pangs and twinges of Catholic guilt, knowing that I am doing the right thing if I'm right, and the right thing even if I'm wrong. Being Catholic is hard. Being ex-Catholic is even harder.
Pete Hautman
#14. No week is ever the same in my world! An average week in my life changes based on my shooting schedule, if I'm promoting a project, or anything else I have going on.
Shemar Moore
#15. Love and intuition are both the language of the soul. Speak soul.
Jodi Livon
#16. How do you know it's not true if you don't believe in it?
Pete Hautman
#17. I don't know and probably never will know enough about the true nature of the universe to tell anyone else what to believe, and I've come to distrust the words of those who have presumed to do so.
Pete Hautman
#18. I remind myself, there is a beginning and an end to all things.
Syesha Mercado
#19. I know that the World is a terrible place, filled with wild animals and evil men and wicked woman.
Pete Hautman
#20. Murphy's face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin.
Pete Hautman
#21. No, the quest did not end here. Not even close. Dorian slid the keys into his pocket.
And the road that now sprawled before him, curving into unknown, awaiting shadow . . . it did not frighten him.
Sarah J. Maas
#22. I don't even know what the word strange means anymore ... that's really strange.
Pete Hautman
#24. Miz Fitz,
If my boyfriend would just once say "I'm sorry, I was wrong," I think I would die and go to heaven.
-Hellbound, a Lass
Miz Fitz sez:
You should wish for something realistic, like world peace.
Pete Hautman
#25. Bring your substance deep down to me, heavily, covering my eyes, let your existence cut across me, supposing that my heart is destroyed.
Pablo Neruda
#26. The cops performed an illegal search and seizure. Brian was sobbing and lamenting about how his life was over. I honestly didn't see the big deal. It was just pot for God's sake! Clearly, I had never been to Texas. I felt bad for Brian. "Look, man," I said, "just bail me out and
Khalil Rafati
#27. We connect through our dreams. Like we could be a thousand miles apart and I'd still know you were there.
Pete Hautman
#28. For example, if she joined the book club - there was always a book club - and hung out with them, her choice of guys would be limited to the dark and moody Chuck Palahniuk/Kurt Vonnegut/Life-Sucks-and-Then-You-Die brooders.
Pete Hautman
#29. Preacher: "This is the word of God!"
Constantine: "The edited word of God
Garth Ennis
#30. The first step to success it's to imagine it
Pete Hautman
#31. If you can imagine it, you're halfway there
Pete Hautman
#33. He's a guy. He has built in testosterone issues.
Pete Hautman
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