Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special Quotes

#1. Intuition is the source of scientific knowledge.

Aristotle.

#2. Even the most well-adjusted person is holding on to his or her sanity by a greased rope. The rationality circuits are shoddily built into the human animal.

Stephen King

#3. In Downton Abbey, foreplay is basically hanging your clothes up properly

Allen Leech

#4. As water by cooling and condensation becomes ice, so thought by condensation assumes physical form. Everything in the universe is thought in material form.

Paramahansa Yogananda

#5. The Sabbath day has become a day of pleasure, a day of boisterous conduct, a day in which the worship of God has departed, and the worship of pleasure has taken its place. I am sorry to say that many of the Latter-day Saints are guilty of this. We should repent.

Joseph Fielding Smith

#6. The Fate had moved, or had been moved, thirty light years in less than a picosecond.

Iain M. Banks

#7. It's safe to be in love with someone you know you'll never have. Nothing is really risked when you know you can't lose. He was a distraction, an excuse, and a friend. No more, no less.

Kristan Higgins

#8. The trees part before her slender form and close in again behind me. The roads weave a vast labyrinth, and I am lost.

Shan Sa