Pecker Quotes

#1. You stake a guy out on an anthill in the desert - see? He's facing upward, and you put honey all over his balls and pecker, and you cut off his eyelids so he has to stare at the sun till he dies." So it goes.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#2. A man's mouth gets him in more trouble than his pecker ever could, most of the time.

Stephen King

#3. He focused his mind on other things so his pecker would behave and not turn any harder than it already was. Things like pruning bushes, and weeding the vegetable garden, and planting his cock deep inside her. "No, No, not that, I mustna dwell on that.

Vonnie Davis

#4. Here in the eastern woodlands we have the black, common, tulip, and white morels, and one unfortunate little cousin called (I am so sorry) the Dog Pecker.

Barbara Kingsolver

#5. He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

Vonnie Davis

#6. I told Bryce if he left without me, I'd turn his pecker into a snail." She arched an eyebrow at Ronan. "Do you have any objection to my riding along?"
His hand went to his crotch. "No, ma'am, none at all.

Vonnie Davis

#7. She got in, as she had persuaded Jerott Blyth to bring her half across France, by force of logic, a kind of flat-chested innocence and the doggedness of a flower-pecker attacking a strangling fig.

Dorothy Dunnett

#8. If Peter Pecker picked a pack of pecker partners, how many pecker partners would Peter Pecker pick?

Madison Parker

#9. Ye have taught me something I never understood."
"What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

Vonnie Davis

#10. If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.

Kresley Cole

#11. Stephanie Plum: Do you have your stun gun and pepper sray?
Lula: Does a chicken have a pecker? I could invade Bulgaria with the shit i've got in my handbag.

Janet Evanovich

#12. Poison ivy, because who needed a case of that on your pecker). We're all here in Derry. No camp, no relatives, no vacations, no AWAY. All right here. Present and accounted for. There's

Stephen King

#13. More than wanting you for myself, I want you to have a good life.

C.D. Reiss

#14. But we can't go back. We can only go forward.

Libba Bray

#15. My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit.

Natasha Leggero

#16. I've known plenty of couples who choose to ignore budding problems or dissatisfactions because it's easier in the moment. But too much of that for long enough, and you all of a sudden have a huge problem on your hands, or a midlife crisis, or a broken marriage.

Fawn Weaver

#17. Silence has a sound

Jodi Picoult

#18. I'm a Fritos Burrito guy. Me and Taco Bell have a love relationship on Twitter; they follow me. Out of 16 people they follow me, so I'm very loyal to my girlfriend, Taco Bell.

Jacob Whitesides