Paul Merson Quotes

#1. When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas'

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#2. To win the Champions League with Porto, you have to be tactically acute

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#3. An author never does more damage to his readers than when he hides a difficulty.

Evariste Galois

#4. United won't fall asleep against Liverpool. They'll win it in their sleep

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#5. Learning to face reality, refusing refuge in cliches and lies, fighting to find a way out - that's what 'Rehab' is about.

Antonia Bird

#6. David Nugent tore up the Championship but he's gone to Portsmouth and he's a fish up a tree

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#7. Ian Ashby is very underrated and it's right he gets the accolades he gets

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#8. I stood, my limbs shaking with adrenaline. "Oh, don't do this now. Don't bring this up now.

Megan Miranda

#9. If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

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#10. In England, Rooney is a world-class footballer in the world.

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#11. You don't want to bite your nose off to spite your face

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#12. Football represents and embodies everything that's great about this country, because the United States of America is built on winners, not losers or people who didn't bother to play.

Woody Hayes

#13. If I'm feeling something, I know if it's a song, or if it's a little story that I'm going to write, or if it's a painting or play. I might sit down and write a play.

Michael Marisi Ornstein

#14. Football's all about yesterday, it's all about now

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#15. Children are a blessing. They are a happiness so sharp that it feels like pain.

Maureen F. McHugh

#16. Everton are literally a bag of Revells.

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#17. As the saying goes, 'you don't fix something if it isn't broken'

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#18. Our opinions agree as to the evil, moral, political, and economical, of slavery.

James Madison

#19. Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

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#20. There's only one person gets you sacked and that's the fans

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#21. Don't put too much pressure on Jack Wilshere ... in years to come I think he will be an Arsenal great like Liam Brady

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#22. Paul Lambert has learned Fabian Delph the game.

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#23. The present age, for all its cosmopolitan hustle, is curiously suburban in spirit.

Norman Douglas

#24. Regardless of what people say, that's what they gotta bang in their heads: Ace Hood is the future. You ain't got nobody else in my lane.

Ace Hood

#25. Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours?

Tucker Max

#26. It's very difficult to play when your lung comes out of your air

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#27. In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

Stephen Leacock

#28. Confidence is a horrible thing

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#29. I think Southampton will finish above teams that are well below them.

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#30. The big oxygen thing is out for Benni McCarthy ... he's got a lot of medical round him

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#31. Every single player on the pitch is now in the Birmingham box, apart from two of them.

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#32. That shot moved like ... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut

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#33. When Everton knock it long, they don't knock it long

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