Pathetically Inept Quotes

#1. I don't really like discussions about a supposed Russian national character.

Garry Kasparov

#2. Um, she'll take your number if you're single

J.L. McCoy

#3. Part of growing up is developing a bullshit detector, and kids usually do a pretty fair job of wising each other up.

Pauline Kael

#4. The most powerful concept in marketing is owning a word in the prospects mind.

Al Ries

#5. What if followers of Christ stopped looking for work in places where the MOST number of Christians Christians lived and started looking for work places where the LEAST Christians lived?

David Platt

#6. I just wanna be a DJ!

Kirby Bliss Blanton

#7. More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginning of all wars - yes, an end to this brutal, inhuman and thoroughly impractical method of settling the differences between governments.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#8. I haven't leaked anything to anybody. They are wrong!

W. Mark Felt

#9. I know nothing about you except that I want to move through the world with you for as long as you'll let me.

Warren Ellis

#10. It is the death of present art when it returns again and again to the model. Use of the model is only an intermediate stage in artistic development. Create out of a living spirituality to overcome everything naturalistic.

Rudolf Steiner

#11. If you don't believe in what you're selling, neither will your prospect.

Frank Bettger

#12. Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

Carl Hiaasen

#13. Raven briefly pondered the phrase, "staring down the barrel of a gun". It wasn't really that accurate, he decided. After all, it was too dark to see any features down a barrel, only a black circle at the end of it.

A. Ashley Straker