Pastor Chris Quotes

#1. Some people are weak in some ways, sir. Others in other ways.

Anthony Doerr

#2. In emotions you should be bubbling with joy. Joy is your emotion. In action you should be thoughtless and in ascent you should be surrendered.

Nirmala Srivastava

#3. A pastor can teach you on TV, but he can't pastor you on TV. There's so much to gain by belonging to a church.

Chris Oyakhilome

#4. Far as I can see, we mostly exist as *ideas* in each other's heads. The way *you* see me. The way my *boss* sees me. The way the *waitress* at Lindy's sees me.

Mike Carey

#5. Coca Cola's Eva Water has hypnotized you into thinking that a sip of rainwater can kill you.

S.A. David

#6. You're Zacchaeus. Your health condition is your dwarfness, and your celebrity status is the tree. You will climb the tree and Jesus will see you . You should see Pastor Chris before Healing School commences.

S.A. David

#7. I've always wondered how in the hell we conservatives became denoted by red. That's a commie color! It is! The liberals have always been red!

Rush Limbaugh

#8. witness it when he turned his rage on me,

Elle Kennedy

#9. Lectio, quae placuit, decies repetita placebit.
(What we read with pleasure we can read many times with pleasure.)

Horace