Parodied Synonym Quotes

#1. It can't hurt, publicity is publicity, controversy and all that, it's all good.

Keith David

#2. If President Young wants my wives I will give them to him without a grumble, and he can take them whenever he likes.

Jedediah M. Grant

#3. Our knowledge, experience, and wisdom can assist us in gaining more from this life, which will correctly set up our next life.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Mortals, screw 'em.

Eoin Colfer

#5. The toughest fucking moments in life are the ones where the whole world is a big, fat unkown, where chance has more power to change your fate than you do. It's then that you're gonna want me, Sali, because me, I'm a sure thing.

C.M. Stunich

#6. There is a growing evidence that arts education improves student learning and thereby produces better citizens

David J. Skorton

#7. Well then. Will the naysayers please leave the universe?

Charles Stross

#8. I wanted to become an actor because I wanted friends.

Chris Pine

#9. It would be disrespectful to take my stardom and bully my way into the fashion industry.

ASAP Rocky

#10. Or even when we determine that people are truly intending to encroach on us, we may realize that, for one reason or another, it is not in our best interests to respond to that imposition with anger.

M. Scott Peck

#11. It's better to build boys than mend men.

S. Truett Cathy

#12. Names. Names. The old woman squinted, then she shook her head. She was herself, and the name she had been born with had been eaten by time and lack of use.

Neil Gaiman

#13. Everything Dies. That is the law of life-the bitter unchangeable law

David Clement-Davies

#14. When examples of openness of thought come from a single ruler, they count for nothing, except to show that he alone can afford to be like that because he is king.

Italo Calvino