Papa Cj Quotes

#1. It's good she hooked up with me, she's such a nut, she needs a badass to take her back.

Kristen Ashley

#2. Don't cry, you will have good memories from now on.

Yoochun

#3. Unreasonable is very relative.

Lakshmi Pratury

#4. Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other ...

Jimmy Carr

#5. If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'

Mark Twain

#6. If I have a look around at the moment I feel great relief because finally others are entering the limelight. Men like Robert Pattinson must now play the Adonis. For me it was always a restraint, a restriction.

Jude Law

#7. She had not a thought in her head that was not a slogan, and

George Orwell

#8. Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" First customer: "I'll have tea." Second customer: "Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (WAITER EXITS, RETURNS) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?

Leo Rosten

#9. When I look up, there are women as far as I can see, standing in the river one behind the other, generations going back to the beginning time, from the very womb of God.

Jonathan Odell

#10. Wherever flowers cannot be reared, there man cannot live.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#11. Bullying new comics at open mic nights? NOT ON MY WATCH!

Papa CJ

#12. After all the work I've done, why should I suddenly be treated as a bona fide actress?

Eva Gabor

#13. Cities are just a physical manifestation of your interactions, our interactions, and the clustering and grouping of individuals.

Geoffrey West

#14. Appurv Gupta brings you a unique point of view that no other comedian in India does. Well worth a watch.

Papa CJ

#15. How to make money from Facebook and Twitter: (1) Go to 'Account Settings' (2) Click 'Deactivate your account' (3) Go back to work!

Papa CJ