Pageant Sash Sayings

#1. It's when I'm alone that the doubt sets in. It's been that way for years. As long as there are people around, I can pretend that everything's OK. But I need that audience to pretend for, otherwise it doesn't work. Alone, I'm not that easy to fool.

Cat Clarke

#2. The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering ... and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

Conan O'Brien

#3. Motion is tranquility.

Stirling Moss

#4. Molly stood over the stove, naked, except for a wide sash from which was slung the scabbard for her broadsword at the center of her back, giving the impression that she had won honors in the Miss Nude Random Violence Pageant. Her

Christopher Moore

#5. If one does not wish to take the word of journalists, human rights groups, and the United Nations that Iraq conducted a deliberate campaign to eradicate the Kurdish population, there's always the word of the Iraqis themselves.

Timothy Noah

#6. One way we gave small businesses more money to invest was by extending tax provisions on expensing. This allows businesses to immediately write off things like equipment, without being burdened by depreciation requirements.

Dennis Hastert

#7. Q: The Witness is reminded that she may be held in contempt.
A: The feeling is mutual.

Steven Brust

#8. Collective will supplants individual whim

Samuel P. Huntington

#9. There was just too much evidence, from too many witnesses, pointing too many fingers at Ryan and his colleague for either defense team to have been able to portray it as a coincidence or a witch hunt or anything short of widespread corruption. And that's why we see this verdict.

Andrew Cohen

#10. Only no-mind can be without any duality, because it is empty. The no-mind is choicelessness. The no-mind is pure awareness. It is just the empty sky.

Rajneesh

#11. And I'm okay, I really am, most of the time. But sometimes, I'm just not.

Tammara Webber

#12. I know why you came. Because you couldn't stay away. I understand that. Now you're just going to have to accept what comes with it.

Nora Roberts

#13. The Great Leveller, Dogman whispered to himself, since he was in a thoughtful frame of mind. That's what the hillmen call him. Death, that is. He levels all differences. Named Men and nobodies, south or north. He catches everyone in the end, and he treats each man the same.

Joe Abercrombie

#14. I say to the paparazzi, 'Fellas, take your shot and go.' It's just they usually find me on a beach.

Matthew McConaughey