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#1. Neville had never been on a broomstick in his life, because his grandmother had never let him near one. Privately, Harry felt she'd had good reason, because Neville managed to have an extraordinary number of accidents even with both feet on the ground.

J.K. Rowling

#2. I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

Christopher Moore

#3. Don't take shortcuts; if I want to be true to my beliefs, then shortcuts do not exist.

DeVon Franklin

#4. Anyone who criticises me for talking about fair trade is a few pebbles short of a beach. Because everyone should care about it, just like everyone should care about the environment, because we all live here.

Chris Martin

#5. Okay, Kylie had put her foot in her mouth before, but she'd never had it in there so deep she felt her toes wiggling against her tonsils.

C.C. Hunter

#6. This idea that the person who kisses you first gets, with that kiss, a little piece of your soul. And they have a hold over you. Most people don't ever use it against you. But some people do.

Morgan Matson

#7. No one really believes in equality who's on top.

Alice Duer Miller

#8. "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

Henny Youngman