Ouija Board Quotes

#1. The Ouija Board has been evil since 1973. Why 1973? That's the year The Exorcist was released into theatres, raising the horror genre to a new level and forever demonizing this once effective communication device.

Daniel Cumerlato

#2. I realize that if I wait until I am no longer afraid to act, write, speak, be, I'll be sending messages on a Ouija board, cryptic complaints from the other side

Audre Lorde

#3. I knew just being a girl in the world handicapped your ability to believe yourself. Feelings seemed completely unreliable, like faulty gibberish scraped from a Ouija board.

Emma Cline

#4. Why not throw in an amnesia victim, a crazy parrot, and a Ouija board to keep it interesting?

Christina A. Burke

#5. a parallel world than a religious kind of afterlife. In fact, he was especially critical of religious leaders, whom Twain felt had been using the fear of death and threats of hell to control the minds of their followers. Over the Ouija board, Twain told Hutchings:

Richard Bullivant

#6. Learning shamanism solely from a book is like running with a razor sharp Ouija board.

S. Kelley Harrell

#7. There are some people in occult history who warned against using the Ouija Board, who said: "This is a dangerous door to the unconscious. Don't approach this thing."

Mitch Horowitz

#8. That's how two vampires, a medium, and a dog came to sit around a Ouija board in the back room of a floral shop.

Jeaniene Frost

#9. Kelly O. realized she had a problem with her Ouija board when an aggressive entity turned the planchette into a sex toy and sent it slithering up her thigh.

Rosemary Ellen Guiley

#10. A friend comes over with a Ouija board.
It spells out: Bourbon. Where's the band?
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't
have fun.

Kelli Russell Agodon

#11. My mother taught me to believe in ghosts: to use a Ouija board, have seances, and leave little offerings out for those who have passed.

Jennifer McMahon

#12. The Constitution created a framework, not a Ouija board, precisely because the Framers understood that prospect of a nation ruled for centuries by dead prophets would be the very opposite of freedom.

Dahlia Lithwick

#13. I love belief it can move the pallet on a Ouija board or put a man into space. The problem that we have is the wrong beliefs we can't erase.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#14. He held up his hands in surrender. "I'm not here to start trouble. I am just doing some research for my thesis."
"If you don't get out of this bar, you are going to be writing your thesis via Ouija board.

Jessica Fortunato

#15. The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.

Ann Coulter

#16. Shakespeare wrote Moby-Dick, using Melville as a Ouija board.

Ray Bradbury

#17. People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends ... '
.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board

Betty White

#18. Colton cleared his throat. "I'm no expert on spirits and the occult, but this is Keelan we're talking about. If by some miracle his soul did find it's way back to the Alpha Estate, Voodoo Meryn with a Ouija board doing incantations would scare him back the way he came.

Alanea Alder

#19. I'm a witch, not a Ouija board."
--Rowan Gant (Perfect Trust: A Rowan Gant Investigation)

M.R. Sellars

#20. I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

Steven Wright

#21. The days of red carpet disasters are kind of over.

Trinny Woodall

#22. Next to the intellectual stimulation of chess, the educational value is of great importance. Chess teaches logic, imagination, self-discipline, and determination.

Garry Kasparov

#23. So, to put it perfectly frankly, I was horny. I was horny and Paine was attractive and charming and he had this tiny little hint of danger that made my lady bits clench in what I was convinced was a prehistoric, biological impulse to mate with an alpha male to pass on good genes to a new generation.

Jessica Gadziala

#24. Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

#25. God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand
but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

Mark Twain

#26. When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out.

Abbie Hoffman

#27. Wind warns November's done with. The blown leaves make bat-shapes, Web-winged and furious.

Sylvia Plath

#28. Rationalization is foreplay with one's conscience.

Doug Cooper

#29. there is something in us from God that knows we are not alone in the universe, and that we were not meant to go it alone. Prayer is a natural human instinct.

Timothy J. Keller

#30. Later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

Jimmy Buffett