Osbourne Kids Quotes

#1. Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.

Ozzy Osbourne

#2. Everything in the world was in precarious balance, pure risk, and those who didn't agree to take the risk wasted away in a corner, without getting to know life.

Elena Ferrante

#3. Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.

Ozzy Osbourne

#4. The best thing about the term 'performance artist' is that it includes just about everything you might want to do.

Laurie Anderson

#5. She laughed enough to migrate an entire flock of birds. That was how she said yes

Jonathan Safran Foer

#6. People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"

Ozzy Osbourne

#7. In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

Dane Cook

#8. To be a parent, especially to rock & roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth. You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.

Ozzy Osbourne

#9. A lot of my success is because of what I look like. I know that.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

#10. I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Ozzy Osbourne

#11. I did three DVD's for 'Baby Einstein,' teaching babies how to sign. It really helps a parent communicate because babies can't talk. But it has been proven that they can communicate using their hands to communicate. So sign language is a great tool in that way.

Marlee Matlin

#12. As for the kids, once the damage is done with a divorce, you can't ever make it right.

Ozzy Osbourne

#13. I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, "Don't you do that," when I used to do it myself.

Ozzy Osbourne

#14. I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.

Ozzy Osbourne

#15. Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one of those kind of people, even when I had a regular job, I couldn't even call in sick right. You know, I was like, 'Hello? Yeah, I can't come in today. I have scurvy.

Carol Leifer

#16. I closed my eyes," he repeated after a few shallow breahts, "and imagined she was you.

Aprilynne Pike

#17. I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.

Jack Osbourne

#18. Those who cannot hear an angry shout may strain to hear a whisper.

Leonard Nimoy

#19. I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.

Ozzy Osbourne

#20. Afflictions are but the shadow of His wings.

George MacDonald

#21. As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on.

Ozzy Osbourne

#22. I've said to my kids, 'I don't want you to think I jumped away from you and clicked my heels and said bon voyage. It wasn't like that at all. It just about destroyed me.'

Ozzy Osbourne

#23. Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

A.A. Milne