Top 100 Osbourne Quotes
#1. Keep your eyes peeled: Honor's the label to watch. It's quickly becoming a serious celebrity favorite - just ask fans Kirsten Dunst and Kelly Osbourne.
Brad Goreski
#2. Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!
Nikki Sixx
#3. I remembered I had tickets that Susan Blond gave me to the rock kid who ate the heads off bats, Ozzy Osbourne,...
Andy Warhol
#4. It would be horrible if there was no competition. It's what people want to see - they either like you or they don't. Not everybody likes Van Gogh. Or Bob Dylan! So you have Neil Young ... or Ozzy Osbourne.
Kate Hudson
#5. Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
Cyndi Lauper
#6. I once asked Ozzy Osbourne, truly one of my favorite people in the world, if he was cool with singing Black Sabbath songs year after year, whether he was performing with Black Sabbath or out on a solo tour. He said it was great.
Henry Rollins
#7. Oh, hello there, my name's Ozzy Osbourne, and I've been bonking groupies for a couple of months, and I think my knob might be about to fall off, would you mind terribly giving me a shot of penicillin to make sure my missus doesn't get whatever I've got?
Anonymous
#8. I figured I'd duck out ... before Goody Osbourne took the stand.
Megan Abbott
#9. I'm thinking, I'm singing like Ozzy Osbourne, but I don't sound like him enough, ever.
Stephen Malkmus
#10. And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.
Janet Evanovich
#11. Yeah his being Sumerian to this group would go over like an Ozzy Osbourne/Marilyn Manson duet at the Southern Baptist Convention's annual meeting. He might as well be wearing a shit that said "Kibbles and Bits," with a heavy emphasis on the "bits" part ...
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#12. My older brother was into Creedence Clearwater Revival and ZZ Top, and my sister was into pop radio. So somewhere along the line, I got into Ozzy Osbourne, REO Speedwagon, Heart, Pat Benetar, Journey.
Martina Mcbride
#13. After a real snake ended up on stage one night, it was well and truly pissed off about being on stage with Ozzy Osbourne, that snake was.
Ozzy Osbourne
#14. I'm not a big fan of TV. It's an unavoidable situation being Ozzy Osbourne, people want you to go on chat shows, and I'm not good at it. I don't feel comfortable doing it.
Ozzy Osbourne
#15. Long before there was Marilyn Manson, long before there was Alice Cooper, way before Ozzy Osbourne, there was Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Reverend Billy C. Wirtz
#16. There's an innocence to Ozzy Osbourne. He's mingling, but he's somewhat detached.
Johnny Depp
#17. It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
Sam Kinison
#18. Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
Ozzy Osbourne
#19. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.
Ozzy Osbourne
#20. Execution halts your breath, helter skelter spiral death.
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#21. I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.
Ozzy Osbourne
#23. Jesus Christ was the original rock'n'roll star. He gave people reasons to live in the rut they were living in. He was the first man to say, "You don't have to have human sacrifices, 'cause human sacrifices hurt somebody, you know?" Just believe in the spirit that is within you.
Ozzy Osbourne
#24. I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed.
Ozzy Osbourne
#25. I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.
Ozzy Osbourne
#26. I didn't really like the taste of booze. I liked the effect it did on me. But I can't say I savored a glass full of Chablis Chablis 1932. I drank whatever s - - was in front of me and got me buzzed.
Ozzy Osbourne
#27. I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.
Kelly Osbourne
#28. I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.
Ozzy Osbourne
#29. Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.
Ozzy Osbourne
#30. The Beatles gave me everything. Especially Paul McCartney. I adore him.
Ozzy Osbourne
#31. If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.
Ozzy Osbourne
#32. With my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention deficit disorder, so I have to carry a tape recorder everywhere I go.
Ozzy Osbourne
#34. You've got to try and take things to the next level, or you'll just get stuck in a rut.
Ozzy Osbourne
#35. Mental wounds not healing, who and what's to blame. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne
#36. The strange thing is, no matter what, when you become some kind of public figure, you have your go-to answers for all scenarios and instances.
Jack Osbourne
#37. I've got so much wisdom and have lived through so much life that I feel more powerful than I ever have.
Sharon Osbourne
#38. The truth is, when girls are mean to you or make fun of you, it's because there's something wrong with them.
Kelly Osbourne
#39. I never received any encouragement. My father would work nights and my mother would work during the day. We were expected to get a job with a trade.
Ozzy Osbourne
#40. I'm not one of those people who are desperate to get married.
Kelly Osbourne
#41. I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, "Don't you do that," when I used to do it myself.
Ozzy Osbourne
#42. Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.
Ozzy Osbourne
#43. I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
Ozzy Osbourne
#44. I'm totally grateful for the fans my family has and I have; they gave me a lot of support when I was in treatment. But it was just odd, you know? It's stressful. Just the whole fact of being someone in the public eye.
Jack Osbourne
#45. Black Sabbath wasn't like the Bon Jovis of the time. We were just a bunch of guys that were against the grain of society. And we sung about things that people thought back then.
Ozzy Osbourne
#46. Just another lonely broken hero picking up the pieces of my mind. Running out of faith and hope and reason, I'm running out of time.
Ozzy Osbourne
#47. I just suddenly thought, people really get off on being scared. They pay money to see green foam come out of people's mouths.
Ozzy Osbourne
#48. You're chasing the dragon, you're chasing the high. A bird with one wing, who's still trying to fly.
Ozzy Osbourne
#49. I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.
Kelly Osbourne
#50. I don't want to be a hero, I don't want to ever let you down.
Ozzy Osbourne
#51. I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for.
Kelly Osbourne
#52. I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol ... there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why.
Ozzy Osbourne
#53. I'm a nice guy, you know.
It's hard work to be an asshole.
Ozzy Osbourne
#54. I'm the kind of person that, if someone says, 'Oh yeah, you can't do that,' I want to then go do it.
Jack Osbourne
#55. I've said to my kids, 'I don't want you to think I jumped away from you and clicked my heels and said bon voyage. It wasn't like that at all. It just about destroyed me.'
Ozzy Osbourne
#56. It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to the show. It never crossed my mind that one day I'm gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you know?
Jack Osbourne
#58. All I ever wanted to do was to do something good so that my parents could be proud of me.
Ozzy Osbourne
#59. I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.
Ozzy Osbourne
#60. I suppose there's a lot of people that've got a better life than me. But I don't know, I feel very fortunate and very blessed.
Ozzy Osbourne
#61. As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on.
Ozzy Osbourne
#62. I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.
Ozzy Osbourne
#63. When you get to 60, the word "retirement" comes in on every conversation.
Ozzy Osbourne
#65. You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.
Ozzy Osbourne
#66. Talent is a gift from God. That is something that you are born with. To be able to be born with singing talent is just a gift. You can learn how to sing better, but you cannot learn to sing with certain quality. It is just something you are born with.
Sharon Osbourne
#67. I'm not the kind of person you think I am, I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.
Ozzy Osbourne
#68. The power of people, when they focus on something positive, never fails to amaze me.
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#69. I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.
Ozzy Osbourne
#70. I think I take my style from all walks of life, and all generations and decades of life as well. I love mixing '50s with '80s and classic with punk.
Kelly Osbourne
#71. Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you!
Don't you try and teach me no original sin;
I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in
Ozzy Osbourne
#72. When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.
Ozzy Osbourne
#73. I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it I never went for a pint. I went to a pub to get f**ked up. If it was just going for a pint that would be ok but once I start I just can't stop.
Ozzy Osbourne
#75. I feel good in my own skin because I've accepted the fact that I'm me. That's what's so great about being alive and being on this planet: Everybody's different.
Kelly Osbourne
#76. To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all.
Kelly Osbourne
#77. I keep hearing this fucking thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?
Ozzy Osbourne
#78. With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.
Ozzy Osbourne
#79. I'd be the best mum ever. I would. I've got great training from my mum.
Kelly Osbourne
#80. I'm just a dreamer
I dream my life away
i'm just a dreamer
Who dreams of better days
Ozzy Osbourne
#81. Children of the future, watching empires fall. Madness the cup they drink from, self destruction the toll.
Ozzy Osbourne
#82. As far as we were concerned, we were just a blues band that had decided to write some scary music.
Ozzy Osbourne
#83. If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.
Ozzy Osbourne
#84. Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don't read reviews, I mean I don't read reviews.
Ozzy Osbourne
#85. I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin.
Ozzy Osbourne
#86. How can you go on stage and shout 'Yeah! Rock'n'roll forever!' and then go to bed at 10 o'clock with a nightcap on, a candle in your hand and a Bible under your arm?
Ozzy Osbourne
#87. A child of broken mind, the fear that I hide behind.
Ozzy Osbourne
#88. None of us is perfect. Everyone has got a skeleton in the closet that they don't want people to find out. I just let it go, with a bit of humor.
Ozzy Osbourne
#89. Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.
Ozzy Osbourne
#90. I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so why do it to animals? I just think it's horrible, I would never wear fur, although I guess if it was a really vintage piece you might just get away with it.
Kelly Osbourne
#91. I'd like to sing songs that are mellower. I don't want to be screaming when I'm 60.
Ozzy Osbourne
#92. The fact that I ever raised my hand against a woman disgusts me. It was a f**king atrocious, unforgivable way to behave, and there's no excuse for it, ever. And like I said before, it's something I'll take to the grave with me.
Ozzy Osbourne
#93. I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.
Ozzy Osbourne
#94. Mind you, it's all bullshit with wine, isn't it? It's just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.
Ozzy Osbourne
#95. I had my group of friends, you know, like my real group of friends, and then I had, like, party friends.
Jack Osbourne
#96. I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
Ozzy Osbourne
#98. Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid.
Ozzy Osbourne
#99. There are no unbeatable odds, there are no believable gods.
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#100. The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.
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