Orvid Wayne Quotes

#1. Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them.

Emma Chase

#2. You would think that the more a man knows and loves God, the deeper he gets into understanding His Word, and the further he progresses in personal holiness, the better he would be at being a watchful man, but that is sadly not the case.

James MacDonald

#3. It's amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house.

David Bowick

#4. Any problems with your flight? (Acheron) I didn't eat my pilot if that's what you mean. And little Nicky here is still breathing and not bleeding. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. If I prophesy my future I want to prophesy something good. I'm not saying what I feel. I'm not saying what it looks like in the real world. No, I'm saying what God says about me.

Joel Osteen

#6. Every performer wants to sing live. That's what I live for.

Leona Lewis

#7. As for yours truly, I've been sitting with my laptop atop a pillow on my lap to keep those wireless hotspot waveparticles from reaching my genitals and frying my sperm, searching up - with my employer's technology - myself, and Rach.

Joshua Cohen

#8. I was on this path to becoming a computer-science guy, but I didn't like it. I got no joy from it. It was very, very scary. It was suffocating to think that I was just going to do this thing for the rest of my life.

Kumail Nanjiani

#9. When life events mimic shattered glass,
carefully locate the pieces then gently pick them up.

Gina Greenlee