Ornithologist Quotes

#1. In my simplicity, I remember wondering why every gentleman did not become an ornithologist.

Charles Darwin

#2. He made a noise like an owl. Since Moist was no ornithologist, he did this by saying woo woo.

Terry Pratchett

#3. My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant.

John James Audubon

#4. It's hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: 'Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!

Terry Pratchett

#5. It was my ornithologist, calling to remind me that I'm a ptarmigan and must be careful of falcons!

Oddny Eir

#6. I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.

Greg Proops

#7. Hell of an ornithologist you'd make.

Peter S. Beagle

#8. I am not an ornithologist - I am a bird.

Saul Bellow

#9. The arch of heaven looks like an
upside-down cup, under which the wise
wander in vain. May your love for your beloved
be as great as the love of the bottle for the glass.
Look, how one gives and one receives, lip against
lip, the precious blood of the grapes.

Omar Khayyam

#10. Past and future are in the mind only - I am now.

Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

#11. Smile. Be friendly. Ask "Can I help you?" in a tone that suggests you actually mean it, and not that you'd like to rip the head off whoever's interrupting you. (You smiling yet?)

Jill Shalvis

#12. It often takes a tragedy to open our hearts, minds, and wills to the truth of God's Word.

Billy Graham

#13. I glared at him. I may not die now ... but I'm going to die sometime. Every minute of the day, I get closer. And I'm going to get old.

Stephenie Meyer