Orangutan Quotes

#1. If you continue in this vein, I'll amputate your thumbs and big toes so that you'll reel through the rest of your life like a drunken orangutan.

Wes Craven

#2. Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

Dave Barry

#3. Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless.

Willie Smits

#4. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Honore De Balzac

#5. Unforgettable experiences are generally worth splurging on; unlike stuff, memories don't wear out (or take up space, get dusty, break, or get stolen). If you really want to go and work at an orangutan orphanage in Borneo, it will be worth the cash.

Rosie Blythe

#6. I must stress, basically, the very fact that we do have orangutan rehabilitation means that we have failed to do what is really important, and that is rescue the wild orangutan in its habitat.

Willie Smits

#7. As sure as my name is Archie and not Archibald, I would have shot that goddamn orangutan dead in his tracks.

Rex Stout

#8. 'The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.

Jana Oliver

#9. Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.

Calvin Trillin

#10. I don't type fast. I type with three fingers - two on one hand, and I only get one going on the other. I think my thumb's in there, but I'm not sure. I may be no better than an orangutan when it comes to that.

Steve Earle

#11. Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music.

Cynthia Heimel

#12. Most people know that forests are the lungs of our planet, literally playing a critical role in every breath we take. And that they're also home to incredible animals like the orangutan and elephant, which will go extinct if we keep cutting down their forests.

Chris Noth

#13. I could see the combinations and permutations flutter through their minds. This was Boulder. It could easily be two moms. Two dads. A dad, a mom, and an orangutan. Three Amish hipsters and a transgendered Aboriginal mermaid.

Bill Konigsberg

#14. Once you've ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out what was impossible, of course. That was the trick, all right. There was also the curious incident of the orangutan in the night-time.

Terry Pratchett

#15. The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.

Ben Jonson

#16. Son, if a maiden love thee, thou shalt appear handsome in her sight; she shall praise thine eyes, and the corners of thy mouth, yea, she shall admire thy hands. Though thou wert even as the orangutan yet shall she paint thee with fancies.

Gelett Burgess

#17. The grief that does not speak whispers the o'erfraught heart and bids it break.

William Shakespeare

#18. it is raining blessings, and we all stand under our large umbrellas. come out and let yourself be rained upon!

Pascale Kavanagh

#19. Concentrate your energy and hoard your strength.

Sun Tzu

#20. I remember being in strong physics, physiology and biology classes.

Barbara Block

#21. I want to do feature films. I am flying to Malaysia to be in another feature film. We will be filming that in Malaysia, the Phillipines, and back in California.

Thuy Trang

#22. When you're lying on your deathbed, one of the cool things to say is, 'I really explored myself.' This sense of urgency was instilled when my mom died. If you only go through life doing stuff that's easy, shame on you.

Carol S. Dweck

#23. Philosophy is the critically reflective, systematically articulated attempt to illumine our human experience in depth and set it in a vision of the whole.

W. Norris Clarke

#24. You like to write. It's the single most important quality for someone who wants to be a writer. But not in itself enough.

Haruki Murakami

#25. If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

Chris Rock

#26. OH MY GOD. Yes. YES. You are exactly like that. Holy shit, yes." Beautiful

Tahereh Mafi