One In The Stink Quotes

#1. I realized I was ignoring my girlfriend. I couldn't remember, was it two in the pink and one in the stink? Three in the pink and two in the stink? How many went in the stink?" ~ Jeff strand

Jeff Strand

#2. The ringing in my ears
The ruffled sheets of someone else's bed
Your stink won't wash off
I wasn't the only one
You're not the only one
Just trying night after night to find a heart that feels like home.

Renee Ruin

#3. Facing problems is like looking at a sink piled up with dirty dishes. More you think more they stink. It takes only to roll up the sleeves and start washing them, one by one. In just ten minutes they are done.

Vinko Vrbanic

#4. Elena gave a low laugh. "Maleeshka, little one, it's me you're talking to, not the Cossack. I am a whore and I know the smell of men and the smell of sex. You stink of both.

Kate Furnivall

#5. The flashlight beam swept side to side, cutting a darkness clogged with clouds of dust so thick he could almost grasp them, fouled with the murky stink of mildew.

Cole McCade

#6. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.

Simone Elkeles

#7. Your brothers have set off a stink bomb in the second-floor boys' lavatory,

James Patterson

#8. Bad smells made her angry, they were a personal affront.

Louise Erdrich

#9. What is the point of your getting angry with another? By doing this you are like one who wants to hit another and picks up a burning ember or excrement in his hand and so first burns himself or makes himself stink.

Buddhaghosa

#10. Cor, what a godawful stink!" That was all that remained of this man in the land of the living.

Leo Tolstoy

#11. If you think you stink, you probably do.

Buddy Rich

#12. Irresponsibility, cowardice, personal vanity, whining and chaos are becoming the maxims of political action. There is a stink in Berlin - a huge one!

Edmund Stoiber

#13. The best lies are always flavoured with the truth but if the substance is rotten, it will stink no matter how much you try to disguise it.

M.R.C. Kasasian

#14. Otter pulls me up to the bar and leans over. "What's wrong? You stink!"
he shouts.
I glare at him. "I smell fine, you asshole. I used your cologne."
He rolls his eyes and comes closer, his lips against my ear. I shiver. "I
said, what do you want to drink?

T.J. Klune

#15. Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop up my nose, or against any man's metaphor.

William Shakespeare

#16. The issue of who will throw the garbage won't be so trivial when no one is throwing it away, and it starts to stink. When the plates pile up in the kitchen sink, or when the bathroom is grimy and the shampoo ran out. No, it won't be funny then.

Eeva Lancaster

#17. a certain stink on a certain kind of soul, a foul scent of hateful smallness too often thwarted . . . then given an ounce of power.

Cherie Priest

#18. I find it very disturbing to be advertised, as I have noticed that it is the advertised authors that stink. I am pretty sure I am going to stink from now on, and it might just as well be in Harpers as anywhere else, I suppose. A writer is like a beanplant-he has his day and then he gets stringy.

E.B. White