Onanists Quotes

#1. onanists breaking a sweat on monkeys, ponies, birds;

Yann Martel

#2. I had never tried other drugs... But how can any of them with their effects transcend the intoxication of a first love?! It swallowed me unexpectedly. It tied me to a man once and for all. It blinded me... Disarmed me... And made me lose my mind.

Rom Amor

#3. No sound ought to be heard in the church but the healing voice of Christian charity.

Edmund Burke

#4. It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck.

Lauren Oliver

#5. Religion has moved out of the private space. ( ... ) The moment it moves into the public sphere it becomes everybody's business.

Salman Rushdie

#6. When I got started in New York, if you were different from Miles & Dizzy it was very difficult.

Freddie Hubbard

#7. Thou can'st not joke an enemy into a friend,
but thou may'st a friend into an enemy.

Benjamin Franklin

#8. Recently abandoned women can be complicated.

Elizabeth Kostova

#9. After another few days, I noticed I became annoyed whenever I would actually have to ask Asshole for something. How quickly the creepy becomes commonplace.

John Scalzi

#10. What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.

Eoin Colfer