Old Man Golf Quotes

#1. My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.

A.P. Herbert

#2. Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

Irvin S. Cobb

#3. A car is just a moving, giant handbag! You never have actually to carry groceries, or dry cleaning, or anything! You can have five pairs of shoes with you at all times!

Cynthia Heimel

#4. There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

Sam Snead

#5. It's shocking to note how close we play to unwelcome realizations, and yet how our ongoing ignorance makes so much of life possible.

Richard Ford

#6. Every experience is a positive experience if I view it as an opportunity for growth and self-mastery.

Brian Tracy

#7. Faith is so important. It is a rope for us all to grab, up and down the mountain.

Mitch Albom

#8. I don't like greed, I don't like ignorance. I really don't like anger. But I love love.

David Crosby

#9. I try to learn from every experience, good or bad.

Tim Tebow

#10. No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.

Bobby Jones

#11. When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

Norm MacDonald

#12. What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.

Sam Snead

#13. I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.

Brad Renfro

#14. Then shut up or grab a sword and come help. (Takeshi)
Is that a challenge? (Savitar)
It would be if I didn't know for a fact that you're too lazy to rise to one. (Takeshi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. This is a limiting factor in the way we have been able to help, ... We need to determine to what extent does an 'emergency declaration' go.

Richard Burr

#16. In some types of music I'm working out all the chords one bar at a time - the whole structure, because it's about that. And there are other pieces which are really about - okay, the melody is going to start here and play through to here.

Danny Elfman

#17. Man, I'm in the World Golf Hall of Fame. Don't forget that, now. I'm in the World Golf Hall of Fame with all the players. That little old golf I played was all right, wasn't it?

Charlie Sifford