Top 19 Irvin S. Cobb Quotes
#1. Good motives butter no parsnips, and hell is paved with buttered parsnips.
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#2. Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.
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#3. To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
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#4. If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.
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#5. Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
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#6. Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.
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#7. As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
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#8. Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
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#9. You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
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#10. Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'!
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#11. A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
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#12. I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
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#13. If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
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#14. If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
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#15. A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.
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#16. An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
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#17. A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
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#18. You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
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#19. Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
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