Old Age Golf Sayings

#1. My advice," I say, "don't seek love from other people. Just love who you are enough that it won't matter whether or not you find your Rochester.

Krista Ritchie

#2. I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.

Sam Snead

#3. To get from "protoplasmal primordial atomic globule" (as Gilbert and Sullivan put it) to sentient upright modern human has required you to mutate new traits over and over in a precisely timely manner for an exceedingly long while.

Bill Bryson

#4. Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls ... because they can.

Kim Cattrall

#5. Running footsteps sounded in the background, but it was only Daddy, so he ignored it.

Thea Harrison

#6. If we cherish those close to us - consciously - so that they know we cherish them - then we should be able to stick together through everything.

Jay Woodman

#7. Well when I was young, when I was very young, when I was a little boy I don't remember the music I heard, but there was an article in the Brooklyn Daily written by my Aunt about how I could choose phonograph records.

Elliott Carter

#8. I love science fiction stuff - I'm a bit of a dweeb like that.

Rebecca Mader

#9. We all need someone who understands.

Magda Gerber

#10. The fact Jeff Teague has never been an All-Star is puzzling to me because he's certainly an All-Star-caliber player,

Frank Vogel

#11. I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

Zach Braff

#12. Amnesty is the magnet. Other magnets that you mentioned are anchor babies who get benefits in this country and employer deductions for employees, even if they are here illegally, which Mr. King is addressing.

Virgil Goode

#13. I like being in a collaborative and respectful environment. When you're in an environment spearheaded by ego and fear, it's the death of creativity.

Darren Boyd

#14. So we see, to play successfully the game of life, we must train the imaging faculty.

Florence Scovel Shinn

#15. The thing about a cartoon is, you can do whatever you want. The tightrope that we are walking on 'The Simpsons' and 'Futurama' is 'How do you continue to surprise the audience, but make them good surprises?' Not every surprise is good, but you want to continue jolting people.

Matt Groening

#16. Why am I writing books in my old age? Who am I trying to impress? Why go on? the answer is fear of golf.

David Taylor

#17. Those who depend on the merits of their ancestors may be said to search in the roots of the tree for those fruits which the branches ought to produce.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#18. Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Franklin Pierce Adams