Old Maid Funny Quotes

#1. We can be friends. We can be anything we want to be.

Muriel Barbery

#2. Dallas, Lieutenant Eve, and aide, Peabody,

J.D. Robb

#3. A sport has its own built-in integrity - doesn't need an artificial one.

Chris Crutcher

#4. A piece of space-dust falls on your head once every day ... With every breath, we inhale a bit of the story of our universe, our planet's past and future, the smells and stories of the world around us, even the seeds of life.

Pablo Picasso

#5. He touches my face, his thumb smoothing over my lips. You're my June, Tru.

Samantha Towle

#6. I thought I know you,
but it was only me.
The you that you truly are
is not the you I see.
My mind has formed your image
but you have already travelled on
I want to see only you
but I see you through me

Lao-Tzu

#7. It did what all ads are supposed to do: create an anxiety relievable by purchase.

David Foster Wallace

#8. When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

Honore De Balzac

#9. If prevision be a fact, it is a fact which destroys absolutely the entire basis of all our past opinions of the universe.

J.W. Dunne

#10. I don't have a favorite. I need different genres at different times.

Julianna Baggott

#11. He needs shaking up, I tell you, he's going to die an old maid. He gets all funny and red when unmarried ladies talk to him at church, and just look at how grumpy he's been since you've been around. We've got to save him, Amanda, he said solemnly.

Diana Palmer

#12. The left hand holds the power of weakness; the right, the power of strength. I wish my actions to be ruled by the power of weakness, so I hold my staff in my left hand. You hold your scepters in the right hand; your actions are ruled by the power of strength. Of might. Of tyranny.

Lena Karynn Tesla

#13. Why sometimes we don't Trust people? It is either because we don't know them or know them.

Mohith Agadi

#14. He clenches his fist against my back and speaks into my neck. His voice is warm.
I didn't mean to take it this far..
I lift my blurry eyes. That still means you meant to take it.

R.A. Nelson

#15. I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat.

Lily Tomlin

#16. Men have no concept of how to design things for the home. Women should design the things they use.

Eva Zeisel

#17. All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.

Cyril Connolly