Top 10 Ojs Lawyer Quotes
#2. I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.
Robert Asprin
#3. Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America.
Mike Myers
#4. Every light can be extinguished. The intellect is a light. Therefore it can, be extinguished.
Arthur Schopenhauer
#5. At the Olympics in China, every color was represented ... and that was just the drinking water.
Evan Sayet
#6. Out on the moors,
The lonely moors,
I roll around in sheep poo.
Heathcliff, it's youuuuu,
I hate you, I love you tooooo.
Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee,
Catheeeeeeee.
Look out of your windooooow.
Louise Rennison
#7. You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.
John Waters
#8. In order to be successful in any undertaking, I think the main thing is for one to grow to the point where he completely forgets himself; that is, to lose himself in a great cause. In proportion as one loses himself in this way, in the same degree does he get the highest happiness out of his work.
Booker T. Washington
#10. I found it hard to make friends in school, because I was a cerebral person.
Lana Del Rey
