Officially Retired Quotes

#1. As for the fake teeth, they're officially retired. I haven't really found a need or want to wear them.

Uzo Aduba

#2. I'm officially retired as the refuser of Academy Awards.

Sacheen Littlefeather

#3. I never really officially retired from the WNBA, I just left the doors open.

Sheryl Swoopes

#4. When you play in midfield, you've got to have legs

Steve Lomas

#5. Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you've got to take stuff. What, do you think someone's just going to hand you what you want?

Jarod Kintz

#6. My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!

Davy Jones

#7. If blue-helmeted U.N. peacekeepers show up in your town or village and offer to protect you, run. Or else get weapons. Your lives are worth so much less than theirs.

Kenneth Cain

#8. I like radically cutting into the painting, inserting these paper birds, and then trying to figure out how to believe in it.

Ellen Gallagher

#9. No sex position, no matter how well-written, can make up for the lack of a good partner.

Tiffany Reisz