Office Potluck Quotes

#1. White is for witching, a colour to be worn so that all other colours can enter you, so that you may use them. At a pinch, cream will do.

Helen Oyeyemi

#2. Excess of trouble may, for a time, distract and overwhelm the soul. Our Lord himself seems to have experienced somewhat of this. Our prayers, perhaps, are never more acceptable, than when they are offered in broken accents, in sighs, and groans.

Charles Simeon

#3. When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way

Luke Haines

#4. Unanimously we will confess and pledge ourselves to stand behind the Fuehrer and his movement today and forever and thereby to be of service to the idea of eternal Germany.

Gustav Krupp

#5. It's okay to be you. You don't have to try to be anybody else. Whatever you are, however you are, it's fine. Nobody's perfect.

Priyanka Chopra

#6. I congratulate Secretary [Hillary] Clinton on her victory. But, I think, for us, that is about as bad as it's going to get.

Bernie Sanders

#7. Jukeboxes, radio and television, going from dawn to dusk, help spread the poison of synthetic, artificial, rhythmical noise.

Maria Franziska Von Trapp

#8. A sophistical rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity, and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify himself.

Benjamin Disraeli

#9. I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't
think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much.

Bill Hicks

#10. Eighty percent of our revenues are from products that didn't exist 60 days ago. Is there any other company that would do that?

Tim Cook

#11. The past is the past. You cannot change it, but you can learn from it.

Nicholas Sparks

#12. 8.
Whose speechless song, being many, seeming one,
Sings this to thee: 'thou single wilt prove none.

William Shakespeare

#13. I grew up doing live tours and playing in bars, so it was what I love to do.

Jewel

#14. A man finds in the productions of nature an inexhaustible stock of material on which he can employ himself, without any temptations to envy or malevolence, and has always a certain prospect of discovering new reasons for adoring the sovereign author of the universe.

Samuel Johnson