Office Lice Quotes

#1. You can read about yourself but what's important is how you feel about yourself.

Marilyn Monroe

#2. Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and suddenly you can't find anything?

Rick Riordan

#3. I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Bill Watterson

#4. Fiction is about intimacy with characters, events, places.

Robert Morgan

#5. I'd never have written the big books in London.

Jilly Cooper

#6. To surround anything, however monstrous or ridiculous, with an air of mystery, is to invest it with a secret charm, and power of attraction which to the crowd is irresistible.

Charles Dickens

#7. It was the day after Thanksgiving. I was the 3 p.m. backwaiter, but the trains were running irregularly, and while I had heard one sighing into the station as I ran down the stairs, my card was out of money. Which is to say, I was late.

Stephanie Danler

#8. Shit. Is this a good idea?
I'm a lawyer for Christ's sake.
I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that I don't care anymore.
Screw it! If she wants to vandalise this prick's car, I'm game.
I can come up with an alibi for us both later ...

Joanne McClean