Office Jokes Quotes

#1. Lyrics have got to be simple and catchy. A hook is more important than an overall concept or story.

Galcher Lustwerk

#2. It is the custom on Africa to always produce new and monstrous things.
[Fr., Afrique est coustumiere toujours choses produire nouvelles et monstrueuses.]

Francois Rabelais

#3. Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

Abraham Lincoln

#4. Star Wars film is breaking all previous box office records. (Why might we want to revisit those characters, that narrative, those jokes and tropes again, in this way, right now? I wonder what it will turn out to reveal about the economics and politics of this moment.)

Laura Mullen

#5. I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

Johnny Carson

#6. neither of them forgave themselves for not being able to give the women they loved more than anything what they wanted more than anything.

Fredrik Backman

#7. Also we will be carrying food and clothes for the Expedition Two crew. And as well as spare parts for the EVA that will be conducted from the station in the following months.

Umberto Guidoni

#8. When People in sales are at work, they are at war.

Honeya

#9. Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and laughing bad-breathed in your face at its own unfunny jokes.

Glen Duncan

#10. If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

Honeya

#11. When I left HEEP I didn't know what I wanted! It took me a long time to adjust to life away from the band and the only thing I knew was that I didn't want to repeat my mistakes!

Ken Hensley

#12. I am very down to earth and practical.

Ashley Olsen