Office Chump Quotes

#1. Fear only the will of God and you will have no cause to fear anyone else.

Ali Ibn Abi Talib

#2. Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.

Mordecai Richler

#3. Ladies, it is not your education, status or personality that has brought you here but the elegance of God which was still and still working upon you.

Angela Merkel

#4. Silence is the invisible door to God.
Silence is the inner door to become one with God.

Swami Dhyan Giten

#5. If you want more effective programmers, you will discover that they should not waste their time debugging, they should not introduce the bugs to start with.

Edsger Dijkstra

#6. There are only two ways out for animals at pounds
being adopted or being killed. And cats have such a low rate of adoption that many pounds, even in some larger cities, don't bother to take them in at all. Not for nothing is it always the "dog pound" and never the "cat pound.

Cleveland Amory

#7. I like women. I want them to feel good. It's practically been my mission in life.

Karen Marie Moning

#8. In these times gain is not only a matter of greed, but of ambition.

Joseph Joubert