Chump Quotes

#1. That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up.

Mike Tyson

#2. Cook him up with some barbecued dog ... cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

#3. My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump.

Gennifer Flowers

#4. Against all odds, some poor presbyopic chump takes a shot at it, maybe so he won't make himself ill by sensing a truth no one else sees. And he falls flat on his face, of course, his truth as incomprehensible and strange as it was to begin with. But at least he's tried. And

Fredrik Sjoberg

#5. See, if you paint wrong because that's the best you can do, you just a chump. But you do it because you want to? Then you're an artist.

Neal Shusterman

#6. I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.

P.G. Wodehouse

#7. You can't go by what a girl says, when she's giving you the devil for making a chump of yourself. It's like Shakespeare. Sounds well, but doesn't mean anything.

P.G. Wodehouse

#8. The Sufi Muslims say, "Praise Allah, but also tie your camel to the post." In other words, it's good to take a transcendent view of the world, but don't be a chump.

Dan Harris

#9. Any man who takes a job with the idea that it is simply a springboard for something else is a chump. His attention will be more on the other things than on the job at hand and so he will fail.

Charles Edison

#10. Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

P.G. Wodehouse

#11. Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!

W.C. Fields

#12. Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

Frank Zappa

#13. Every passive resistant movement has at some point been forced either to deny itself or repudiate the state.

Clarence Marsh Case

#14. Neil Armstrong was probably one of the most human guys I've ever known in my life.

Eugene Cernan

#15. People were always able to look at Bettie Page and see what they needed her to be and she gave them that permission to do so. So in that way she's a feminist but I don't think she was ever trying to be.

Gretchen Mol

#16. The reason that deadline actually can work very well for you is what it forces you to do is make decisions.

David Allen

#17. My first-ever date on my first tour, the sound completely cut out. So I had to go on and just shout loudly to the audience.

Rebecca Ferguson

#18. Depakote also has a really bad side effect, which is death.

Margot Kidder

#19. Her pain was so great that she could have screamed at the top of her voice. She had never known that one could suffer so much; and she asked herself desperately what she had done to deserve it.

W. Somerset Maugham

#20. It's not quite the same as other kinds of performing, but I love animation. It is just a different kind of experience. The difference is that making a live action movie you are using your whole body.

John Leguizamo

#21. Go figure out what this Scripture means: 'I'm after mercy, not religion.' I'm here to invite outsiders, not coddle insiders.

Eugene H. Peterson

#22. You rarely see women being nice to each other on television anymore.

Aisha Tyler

#23. One of the things that makes any good entertainment, whether it's a play, drama, comedy, television, film, whatever, is that you feel a certain amount of spontaneity.

Glenn Howerton