Offed Quotes

#1. If a fox strangles a goose just to eat the brains, you wouldn't say the fox killed the brains. You'd say the fox offed the goose.

Vladimir Lorchenkov

#2. Killing yourself might stop your problems at the moment, but it left everyone who cared about you in as much pain or more than you were in before you offed yourself.

Apryl Baker

#3. The Internet is not so different from a highly interactive videogame with competitors set to be offed.

Audacia Ray

#4. Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?

Clifford Riley

#5. That would be like finding out Mr. Rogers was a serial killer that liked to dress up in clown outfits before he offed his victims. Or that Captain Kangaroo was a Brony.

Mark Tufo

#6. All my guards were taken off faster than any other offed guards in the history of offed guards

Jamie McGuire

#7. If I had succumbed to peer pressure I would still be trolloping about society as a male and probably have just offed myself by now.

Natalie De Clare

#8. I think all the obituaries for newspapers we're hearing are premature. Many papers are belatedly but successfully adapting to the new news environment. I

Arianna Huffington

#9. Artists no longer starve in garrets. Some people may think this is not wholly a good thing, that being an artist has become too comfortable, at least in the West. I'm not sure I agree. It's a mark of civilization to encourage the arts and the life of the mind.

J.M. Coetzee

#10. We did a show called The Orphan Train, during the depression, when families didn't have enough money to support their children, they'd put them on the train and hope someone would pick them up who had enough money to support their children.

Robert Stack

#11. Usually pilot season is very busy, and there are lots of auditions and lots of near misses and rejections. This year, I had two auditions, landed this role and it felt like being home again.

Melinda Clarke

#12. Justified" is even better than "just as if I'd never sinned." It is also "just as if I'd always obeyed.

Jerry Bridges

#13. Does kittykat know there's a pigeon on the clothes closet?

Jack Kerouac

#14. Consider God's charity. Where else have we ever seen someone who has been offended voluntarily paying out his life for those who have offended him?

St. Catherine Of Siena

#15. The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function.

Albert A. Bartlett

#16. It remains to be seen whether the more optimistic scenario for Sino-American relations can be realised. Much rests on the shoulders of the two leaders: Obama on this score has so far been disappointing; the early signs are that Xi is a highly confident leader who thinks big.

Martin Jacques

#17. I think that's very sad, that I haven't allowed my heart to be broken. I have broken a few.

Sally Field

#18. We learn to beat fear by doing.

Jack White