Nuttier Than Sayings

#1. One nice thing about growing up Catholic is it makes you open-minded about other people's religions, since ours is nuttier than yours.

Rob Sheffield

#2. Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

P.C. Cast

#3. You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that's what you are!

L.T. Suzuki

#4. She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar.

L. H. Cosway

#5. This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson

Madeleine Urban

#6. Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel turd at a peanut festival.

Laura Kaye

#7. Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.

Burgess Meredith

#8. Jennifer Sylvester wasn't fierce. She was nuttier than a pecan pie. "Right.

Penny Reid

#9. It was safer to walk softly, and surer to ask instead of telling.

Stephen King

#10. The difference between brown and white rice is that the former is not milled. With the outer bran and germ intact, the rice is therefore chewier and nuttier.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#11. You may have thousands of lives to go between now and before you're a real hard-core seeker of enlightenment, hardcore meaning you just love it.

Frederick Lenz

#12. I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.

Ozzy Osbourne

#13. For decades, museums in America, Europe, and elsewhere had been buying recently looted objects from a criminal underworld of smugglers and fences, in violation of U.S. and foreign law.

Jason Felch

#14. 'The Dictator' lands somewhere between wan Mel Brooks and good Adam Sandler, whose 'You Don't Mess With the Zohan,' about an Israeli Special Forces soldier at a hair salon, manages to strike better contrasts with vaguely similar culture differences - it's a nuttier movie, too.

Wesley Morris

#15. I will literally open my mouth not knowing what is coming out.

Leo Kottke

#16. I think politics is the biggest lever of change in India.

Nandan Nilekani

#17. People don't believe that their actions really and truly are going to make a difference. But kids get it. They know. And they get all excited about the difference they're making.

Jane Goodall

#18. There's a certain thought process about actors that they are in Hollywood and they sit around pools and get suntans and just get offered jobs.

Chris Klein

#19. How undisturbed, the sleep of the foolish.

Philip K. Dick

#20. For some actors, their star shines brightly and fizzles out. My star doesn't shine that brightly, but it buzzes along. Hopefully, that means it will last longer.

Anna Maxwell Martin

#21. Take too much pleasure in good things, you'll feel The shock of adverse fortune makes you reel.

Horace

#22. Reality is just a dream dreamed by everyone

Fola

#23. If only we could see ourselves with our hearts, not our eyes.

Jeffrey A. White