Nuttier Quotes

#1. One nice thing about growing up Catholic is it makes you open-minded about other people's religions, since ours is nuttier than yours.

Rob Sheffield

#2. Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

P.C. Cast

#3. You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that's what you are!

L.T. Suzuki

#4. She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar.

L. H. Cosway

#5. 'The Dictator' lands somewhere between wan Mel Brooks and good Adam Sandler, whose 'You Don't Mess With the Zohan,' about an Israeli Special Forces soldier at a hair salon, manages to strike better contrasts with vaguely similar culture differences - it's a nuttier movie, too.

Wesley Morris

#6. This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson

Madeleine Urban

#7. Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel turd at a peanut festival.

Laura Kaye

#8. The difference between brown and white rice is that the former is not milled. With the outer bran and germ intact, the rice is therefore chewier and nuttier.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#9. Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.

Burgess Meredith

#10. Jennifer Sylvester wasn't fierce. She was nuttier than a pecan pie. "Right.

Penny Reid

#11. Even if you set a long-term goal, that doesn't mean it's a straight-line journey. Often, there are problems and obstacles along the way.

Fred DeLuca

#12. The queen is ... busy," Wybert said. "When she wants you in her room, the light, it will shine." He indicated a round light set in the wall to the right of the door.
So I was stuck her for an indefinite time-until the light, it shone.

Charlaine Harris

#13. Yeah, we should all line up along the Bosphorus Bridge and puff as hard as we can to shove this city in the direction of the West. If that doesn't work, we'll try the other way, see if we can veer to the East. It's no good to be in between. International politics does not appreciate ambiguity.

Elif Shafak

#14. snap of the spring hinge made her jump.

Karen Biery

#15. Your work should be an act of love, not a marriage of convenience.

Haruki Murakami

#16. SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GET MUDDY

Hal Archer

#17. We believe that people will use real-time fMRI feedback to hone cognitive strategies that will increase activation of brain regions.

Christopher DeCharms

#18. If he knew one thing about life, it was this: look out for yourself. No one else would do it for you. If you were cheated or tricked, it was your own fault, and a lesson best learned before the world devoured you.

Kelley Armstrong

#19. If anybody wants to believe they're the descendants of a primate, they're welcome to do it.

Mike Huckabee

#20. I think that the climate within the band has changed, it's now in a more functional situation.

Billy Sherwood

#21. We are born into a world in which sexual possibilities are narrowly circumscribed ... We are programmed by the culture as surely as rats are programmed to make the arduous way through the scientist's maze, and that programming operates on every level of choice and action.

Andrea Dworkin

#22. Everybody who knows Formula 1 knows McLaren and knows that it is the greatest team in Formula 1.

Sergio Perez