Notifies Quotes

#1. About once every six months someone notifies me that Lucy and Desi Arnaz are separating.

Hedda Hopper

#2. In New York, when a tree dies, nobody mourns that it was cut down in its prime. Nobody counts the rings, notifies the loved ones. There are other trees. We can always squeeze in one more. Mind the tourists. It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

Sarah Kay

#3. There's always a tricky issue when you get into stolen material or pornography. The laws for online publishing the same as for print-based publishing, where if you're hosting certain types of things and somebody notifies you about that.

Bill Gates

#4. A mild mannered accountant are y'? I'd say you're more like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Lloyd Tosoff

#5. She is beautiful.
The thought came out of nowhere and shocked me into next week.
- Romeo about Rimmel

Cambria Hebert

#6. Mrs. O' Leary is my pet. I couldn't let you stick a sword in her rump, now, could I? That might've scared her.

Rick Riordan

#7. When programming was my hobby, I thought that programming would be the perfect job. Now I program for a living and build boats for a hobby. Guess what I think would be the perfect job

Ron Porter

#8. And you can feel it in the air, they way the air has somehow been keeping score.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#9. Your inability to see the wisdom in someone else is not a reflection on their lack of perspicacity, it is a reflection on yours.

Ilyas Kassam

#10. One time he was so hungover he had to consult a cottage cheese carton to determine the approximate date.

George Carlin

#11. When bad things happen to men we say it's terrible, but when bad things happen to women we say that's just a cultural practice, says Lou de Baca, U.S. Ambassador at Large, Office to Combat and Monitor Human Trafficking.

Nita Belles

#12. I'm not classically trained, but I am flawed in a very fantastic way!

Cee Lo Green

#13. And our dreams are who we are.

Barbara Sher

#14. With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

Anthony Jeselnik