Nothing Is Sure But Death And Taxes Quotes

#1. But in this world nothing is sure but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

#2. Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon.

Bruce Dickinson

#3. We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two.

Erwin Griswold

#4. They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've done it, and there's consequences, but it can be done. Death you're not going to get out of, and you kind of got to deal with it.

Steve Earle

#5. Times are not good here. The city is crumbling into ashes. It has been buried under taxes and frauds and maladministrations so that it has become a study for archaeologists ... but it is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes than to own the whole state of Ohio.

Lafcadio Hearn

#6. The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

#7. Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and the second law of thermodynamics.

Seth Lloyd

#8. There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.

Ragnar Tornquist

#9. He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.

Douglas Adams

#10. Indeed, it may most verily be said
That only death and taxes certain are.

Ian Doescher

#11. While death isn't a sure thing anymore, taxes still are.

Kevin J. Anderson

#12. But night came again, because night, like death and taxes, was inevitable.

Chloe Neill

#13. Forget death and taxes. The only sure thing is that, win or lose, Don King is counting the money.

Tim Witherspoon

#14. He was conservative, especially on the abortion issue, and he was death on taxes; on the other hand, he had a Clintonesque attitude about women, and even a sense of humor about his own peccadilloes.

John Sandford

#15. In the blink of an eye, the fairytales told to children were as real as death and taxes. Vampires, shifters, trolls, demons and creatures of myth, were as real as the air we breathe.

L.A. Kennedy

#16. Never thought I'd see the day when Death was denied. That leaves taxes as the only certainty.

Piers Anthony

#17. Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.

J. C. Watts

#18. They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay my taxes....

Edmund Alexander Sims

#19. Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.

Ruth Ann Minner

#20. As far as I can tell, there are three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and someone deciding they don't love you anymore.

Ryan O'Connell

#21. God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes.

Penny Reid

#22. A rainbow in shades of grey is just a fog

Robby Miller

#23. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

David Dixon

#24. Fear and bigotry don't need explaining. They simply are, like traffic jams and taxes.

Eileen Wilks

#25. Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed.

Daniel Defoe

#26. It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling.

Bert Murray

#27. In six short years, small business owners and family farmers will once again be assessed a tax on the value of their property at the time of their death, despite having paid taxes throughout their lifetime.

Doc Hastings

#28. You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other law-breaking: Not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things.

Todd Akin

#29. Give me a break - They say taxes are inevitable, like death. At least death doesn't come every year.

John Stossel

#30. Young love is strong. First love is powerful. But what you don't know when you're young - what you can't know - is how long life actually is. And the only dependable thing about it, besides death and taxes, is change.

Emma Chase

#31. Death can only be profitable: there's no need to eat, drink, pay taxes, offend people, and since a person lies in a grave for hundreds or thousands of years, if you count it up the profit turns out to be enormous.

Anton Chekhov

#32. I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.

Terry Pratchett