Not Getting Sex Quotes

#1. This seems like some type of romantic mood lighting." I turn to him. "And I can tell you right now that you're not getting sex tonight."
He laughs and puts his hand on my shoulder. "Tonight? So you'd consider it some other night? Okay. That works for me.

Allie Everhart

#2. Honey, getting a dick inside you is only part of sex, not all of it.

Kit Rocha

#3. No, it's not, but when I read a book without sex, I feel like I'm missing that connection between the characters...call me a pervert, but I think sex in a book is not just about getting all hot and steamy. It's about seeing the characters form this bond that is undeniable, you know?

Meghan Quinn

#4. Remember, changing someone's hang-ups is an easier task if stays in the realm of sex because the carrot at the end of this trip is - SEX! It's not so easy to change other aspects of a man's personality because the rewards aren't as apparent and you can't exactly screw the stupid out of someone.

Roberto Hogue

#5. You asked what I wanted and I'm not going to lie to you. What I want most is the naked truth. I want to strip away every stubborn layer until you're bared to me. And then I'm going to show you how to love right.

Nadege Richards

#6. If you 're serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#7. A woman eats to feed her pussy. Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.

Chuck Palahniuk

#8. I just thought, what if I tried sex without the only part that counted as sex before? I want that. I want to say 'fuck you' to the whole idea, too, that getting penetrated is the point of the deal, like it's not sex if there's not something inside me. I'm inside me. I am." Only

Ruthie Knox

#9. Don't even try understanding the dumber sex. Just be happy they're getting along now and not punching each other's lights out.

Tonya Burrows

#10. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

John Callahan

#11. Getting sweaty with a woman after some good sex was one thing, but he'd rather not start out that way.

Cat Johnson

#12. but the first rule about a black woman's hair is you don't talk about a black woman's hair. And the second rule is you don't ever touch a black woman's hair without getting written permission first. And that includes after sex, marriage, or death for that matter. This courtesy is not reciprocated.

Ben Aaronovitch

#13. I think I've been a bit misunderstood; the first record was more timid than I wanted it to be. I don't like getting pinned down by sex or how I sound like because it's not who I am or what I want to be.

Lykke Li

#14. Make no mistake: girls love getting head as much as giving head. Giving head is good for your health. Getting head is good for the soul.

Chloe Thurlow

#15. I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's about getting off.

Chuck Palahniuk

#16. Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.

Nicolas Bentley

#17. What do you know about insurance fraud?
I knew discussions of it were not likely to lead to sex.

Roberta Pearce

#18. Go get dirty, baby girl. And I mean the naked kind.

Kelly Moran

#19. The male tax?"
"Yeah. The tax that men have to pay for not having to menstruate every month. Or risk getting pregnant. Or deal with the physically stronger sex in a macho world ... Women have to put up with all that stuff, so the least we men can do is pay the male tax and get the tab.

Zack Love

#20. I forgot how it feels, how insanely different it is to make love, not just hook up of get off. It isn't two bodies coming into contact for pleasure alone. It's the weird sense of getting inside that person, turning sex into a fucking revelation.

Christina Lauren

#21. It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.

Charles Bukowski

#22. Sleep. It's like sex. You know it's good, but you don't know just how good until you're not getting any.

R.J. Keller

#23. Convincing someone to have sex is the same as manipulation and does not actually count as getting consent.

Shahla Khan

#24. That's not making love; it's getting laid. There's a world of difference between the two. Settling for less is cheating yourself."
He looked at her steadily. "It's worth the wait.

Kat Attalla

#25. When you start thinking about death more than sex, you know you're getting old.

Nick Nolte

#26. Ah, Houellebecq. I've only read him in English translations so I'm sure I'm not getting the full greatness of his work, but golly, he writes better sex scenes than anyone else alive.

Chuck Palahniuk