North Pole Santa Quotes

#1. I have been to the darkest corners of government, and what they fear is light.

Glenn Greenwald

#2. The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole.

David Sedaris

#3. I used to figure that Santa was the zombie. Not like modern zombies, more like the voodoo ones. The elves resurrect this long dead saint to do their festive bidding every year because they were magically restricted to the North Pole. It's entirely possibly my mom let me watch too many horror movies.

Thomm Quackenbush

#4. Climate alarmists insist that the apparently missing heat (from CO2 warming)is hiding in the deep ocean -- which is like telling a child Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, as deep ocean heat can't be measured.
-- Ralph B. Alexander, Letter to The Oregonian, January 28, 2013

Ralph B. Alexander

#5. For what mission can be greater than that of giving to the world hours of exaltation in which it may forget the misery of the present, the cares of everyday life and lose itself in the eternally pure world of harmony ...

Lotte Lehmann

#6. I am always amazed by the novel angles that people come up with for kids' Christmas books. Even if a family is not religious, who could resist, say, "Olive, the Other Reindeer," about Olive the dog who thinks the song refers to her and heads for the North Pole to help Santa out?

Jabari Asim

#7. Let us be happy too when we see a happy man, because happiness is a candle light in this dark universe!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. Sometimes, Lev, I just want to smack you."
"You already hit him with a car.

Neal Shusterman

#9. I have done all that I can for you and less than I should.

Sarah Beth Durst

#10. It's just money; it's made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat.

Jeremy Irons

#11. When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

Jon Stewart

#12. If I were the kind of man who apologized for something he said, this may or may not be how I would go about doing it. Reed.

Tessa Bailey

#13. I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Jimmy Fallon

#14. They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

Suze Orman

#15. I never knew what to say."
"Really? You seem comfortable enough with words."
"I have a formal and aesthetic relationship to words.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#16. The best riders in the world with the best horses make it look so elegant and graceful. When you watch it done well, it looks so easy that it's difficult for the public to understand how hard this really is.

Jessica Springsteen

#17. So they told us all about how other kids were deceived by their parents, how the toys the grown-ups claimed were made by little elves wearing bell caps in their workshop at the North Pole actually had labels on them saying MADE IN JAPAN.

Jeannette Walls

#18. Does what you think of you determine your worth?

Janet Jackson

#19. The subject of walking is, in some sense, about how we invest universal acts with particular meanings. Like eating or breathing, it can be invested with wildly different cultural meanings, from the erotic to the spiritual, from the revolutionary to the artistic.

Rebecca Solnit