Nondangerous Quotes

#1. What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, 'nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.

Sena Jeter Naslund

#2. I'm working seven days a week in the fall. I couldn't possibly keep that up. This is only for the fall. In the last couple of years I've tended to do most of my serious writing in the winter, when there's nothing going on with football.

Gregg Easterbrook

#3. The mere passage of time makes us all exiles.

Joyce Carol Oates

#4. Glenda enjoyed her job. She didn't have a career; they were for people who could not hold down jobs.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.

George Scialabba

#6. The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there. Beneath the fat.

Augusten Burroughs

#7. According to my daughters, my most irritating habit is asking for cups of tea.

Neil Gaiman

#8. Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date.

John C. Maxwell

#9. I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that ... running sometimes if there's a sale.

Jessica Simpson

#10. Whatever your situation, God wants to heal you, strengthen you, and lead you to a place where you can enjoy life again.

Joyce Meyer

#11. A really great man is known by three signs: generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success.

Otto Von Bismarck

#12. After four or five different wars, I grew weary of that work, partly because in an open war, open to coverage, as Vietnam was, it's not that difficult, really.

Morley Safer

#13. You are the collared property of the most revered man in my world, in our world. I'm feared. I'm respected. He is worshipped. All of the Underground is waiting to make your acquaintance. Do you understand that?"
"No."
"You will.

Tiffany Reisz

#14. The harder they resist us, the tougher will be our response.

Sergei Udaltsov

#15. An honest, sensible, humane man, ... laboring to do good rather than be rich, to be useful rather than make a show, living in modest simplicity ... is really the most respectable man in society, [and] makes himself and all about him most happy.

John Adams