Non Hearing Aid Quotes

#1. Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

Stephen Colbert

#2. You outlive your wife, then your colleagues and friends, then your accountant and the building doorman. ou no longer attend the opera, because the human bladder can only endure so much. Social engagements require strategy and hearing aid calibrations. pg 269

Dominic Smith

#3. Personally, I think life offers us the opportunity to take chances and make changes all the time.

Jean Smart

#4. Great, wide, beautiful, wonderful World,
With the wonderful water round you curled,
And the wonderful grass upon your breast,
World, you are beautifully drest!

Kate Douglas Wiggin

#5. Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.

Jeff Stilson

#6. The notion of God, on the other hand, however inferior it may be in clearness to those mathematical notions so current in mechanical philosophy, has at least this practical superiority over them, that it guarantees an ideal order that shall be permanently preserved.

William James

#7. Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

Bob Hope

#8. A little stress and adventure is good for you, if nothing else, just to prove you are alive.

Lady Bird Johnson

#9. If you get all the facts, your judgment can be right; if you don't get all the facts, it can't be right.

Bernard Baruch

#10. Time is not a river, as Einstein theorized - it's a big fucking buffalo herd that runs us down and eventually mashes us into the ground, dead and bleeding, with a hearing aid plugged into one ear and a colostomy bag instead of a .44 clapped on one leg.

Stephen King

#11. Our mail product, Hotmail, is the market leader globally.

Steve Ballmer

#12. I could look at him with one hundred percent certainty and know with every fiber of my being that I would never love another man as fiercely as I loved him.

Jessica Prince

#13. What Lucie was hearing surpassed all understanding. A mass derangement, with the aid of bogus medical records and money under the table.

Franck Thilliez

#14. Don't stop at the Ford's because they're at Gerald Flatt's," a short kid says in passing.
"Super dooper!" Granny's dentures clickity-clack. "Don't stomp on the Lord just because it's raining cats." She nods and adjusts her hearing aid. "Those are words to live by, little man!

Jenny B. Jones

#15. I absolutely love working with my dad because there is such an ease about it, and I also love his company.

Samuel West

#16. Dr. Leonard recommended that I schedule a meeting with a clinic audiologist for a hearing aid evaluation and introductory class. This turned out to be very good advice. Roughly

Monique E. Hammond

#17. I had my hearing aid fixed today so that I could properly hear you. I can't see as well. I now have - this has stopped me from smoking - a pacemaker, have for about the last 15 years. No, I don't like getting old.

Mike Wallace

#18. And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".

Billy Connolly

#19. Private lives are more important than public reputations.

G.K. Chesterton